Sunday Morning Funnies #29

I don't know if this is all that funny or maybe just amazing and incredible, but whatever it is, it sure made me sit up and take notice.

Forget Elton John's "Rocket Man" or "The Radar Men From the Moon."

There is a guy called Yves Rossi and he actually flies a rocket pack around the Alps.




And finally I will leave you with this little story. (The best for last!)

They always seem to ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and it can be embarrassing at times telling the receptionist what the problem is in front of a room full of patients!

Well, I love the way this old guy handled it!

An 86 year old man walked into the doctors office and when he got to the receptionist she asked; "Yes sir, what are you here to see the doctor about?

The old guy looked at her and said; "There's something wrong with my dick!"

The receptionist became irritated and said to the old guy; "You shouldn't come into a crowded room and say something like that!"

The old guy said; "Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you?"

The receptionist replied; "You have obviously caused some embarrassment in a crowded room like this. You should have come in and said something like, there's something wrong with my ear, and then discussed it further with the doctor in the examination room!"

The guy then said; "you shouldn't be asking people questions in front of a crowd that could be potentially embarrassing to someone!"

He then turned around and walked out of the room.

A few minutes later he came back in and approached the receptionist again.

The receptionist smiled smugly and said; "Yes?"

"There is something wrong with my ear!" said the old guy.

The receptionist smiled again and nodded approvingly, noting that he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear?" she inquired.

"I can't piss out of it!" He said.

We don't know what she said next because everyone was laughing too hard.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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