Queers!
After years of research the Perspective Research Department has come up with some surprising statistics about homosexuals.
(Or Gays, as they prefer to be called!)
Although not a strictly scientific study, our results seems to show a definite co-relationship between creativity and talent and a penchant for homosexual behaviour.
As witnessed in the graph shown below.
Although this study was only applied to musicians, it is considered statistically relevant for any creative endeavours, although we would caution that creativity alone is not an accurate indicator of queerishness!
As you can see from this graph we start on the left with someone (Pat Boone) who has absolutely no creative juices or talent flowing in his body at all and is absolutely straight, and then we work our way up the "creativity/talent index" til we get to someone like Elton John who sits at the top of the curve.
A word of caution here......... as you can see from the graph, an overabundance of flamboyant homosexual behaviour can have a backlash effect, as shown in the drop in talent as a person's behaviour gets more outrageous..... with Liberace and Tiny Tim being good examples of this downward slide!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
(Or Gays, as they prefer to be called!)
Although not a strictly scientific study, our results seems to show a definite co-relationship between creativity and talent and a penchant for homosexual behaviour.
As witnessed in the graph shown below.
Although this study was only applied to musicians, it is considered statistically relevant for any creative endeavours, although we would caution that creativity alone is not an accurate indicator of queerishness!
As you can see from this graph we start on the left with someone (Pat Boone) who has absolutely no creative juices or talent flowing in his body at all and is absolutely straight, and then we work our way up the "creativity/talent index" til we get to someone like Elton John who sits at the top of the curve.
A word of caution here......... as you can see from the graph, an overabundance of flamboyant homosexual behaviour can have a backlash effect, as shown in the drop in talent as a person's behaviour gets more outrageous..... with Liberace and Tiny Tim being good examples of this downward slide!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Labels: bell curve, creativity, homosexual, humor, queers, satire
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