Queers!

After years of research the Perspective Research Department has come up with some surprising statistics about homosexuals.

(Or Gays, as they prefer to be called!)

Although not a strictly scientific study, our results seems to show a definite co-relationship between creativity and talent and a penchant for homosexual behaviour.

As witnessed in the graph shown below.

Although this study was only applied to musicians, it is considered statistically relevant for any creative endeavours, although we would caution that creativity alone is not an accurate indicator of queerishness!

As you can see from this graph we start on the left with someone (Pat Boone) who has absolutely no creative juices or talent flowing in his body at all and is absolutely straight, and then we work our way up the "creativity/talent index" til we get to someone like Elton John who sits at the top of the curve.



A word of caution here......... as you can see from the graph, an overabundance of flamboyant homosexual behaviour can have a backlash effect, as shown in the drop in talent as a person's behaviour gets more outrageous..... with Liberace and Tiny Tim being good examples of this downward slide!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com

(Hollywood) in Re-hab!

It hasn't been a good week for poor old _______!

After Monday's disastrous box office/sales results for _____ new ________, things have taken a turn for the worse and gone on a dangerous downward spiral.

Tuesday started a week of heavy drinking and partying which led to allegations of a homosexual affair on Wednesday evening at a popular Hollywood night spot.

This lead to a shooting at __________'s home in the early morning hours when _________ walked in on the illicit affair.


Police charged ___________ with aggravated assault and he/she was released on bail pending a court appearance next month.

By Thursday ________ is rumoured to have slept with ________ best friends _________ and also performed some sort of lewd act with the family pet while _____ was out of town !

Friday night is not much better for our newly shaved bald friend as he/she was arrested for D.U.I. by Beverly Hills police, who then found thirteen tabs of ecstasy in the car.

Saturday morning _______was bailed out by his/her _________ who immediately filed for divorce and is seeking a 120 million dollar settlement plus custody of the monkey.

Sunday morning _______ tried to make amends with ________, but couldn't get near the house since the dog kept growling and barking at him/her.

_____ then took ________ into re-hab so that he/she would be in shape for next weeks start of production on ___________ which is reported to have the biggest budget in Hollywood history.

_________ payday for this ________ will be a $25 million dollar advance, which will bring his/her earnings this year to $120 million.

Your "Hush, Hush, and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Janssen

(Just fill in who, and what, you want! It won't be too far off!)