Saturday Morning Confusion!

Kim Jong-Il's son arrested again!

Kim Jong-nam (born May 10, 1971, Pyongyang, North Korea), is the eldest son of Kim Jong-il, ruler of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea).

Until recently it was believed that he was being groomed as Kim Jong-il's successor but recent reports suggest he has fallen from favour.

In May 2001, Kim was arrested on arrival at New Tokyo International Airport (now Narita International Airport), accompanied by two women and a four-year old boy identified as his son. He was travelling on a forged Dominican Republic passport using a Chinese alias, Pang Xiong.

Kim apparently told his questioners that he was in Japan to visit Tokyo's Disneyland.



After being detained for several days, he was deported, on the instructions of the Japanese government, to the People's Republic of China.

The incident caused Kim Jong-il to cancel a planned visit to China because of the embarrassment to both countries.

Yesterday (Friday) Kim Jong-nam was arrested at L.A.'s LAX airport after trying to enter the United States on another false passport.

Kim informed authorities that he was in L.A. because he wanted to attend the Oscar's and meet some "movie stars," and then go to Disneyland!

Authorities are currently conferring with the state department on what to do with him, although sending him to Guantanamo Bay seems out of the question!

Your "hush, hush and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Jansssen

(THIS JUST IN! - If you fart, sneeze, burp and hiccup all at the same time it will kill you, so be careful!)

Oh really!

A few quick observations before the day gets underway.

*I normaly hate those "cutsy" messages on church and store signs (Like one one a high school billboard that said "seven days of this makes one weak!") and bumper stickers.

But, yesterday I actually saw a couple that I really liked .

The first was a sign in front of a travel agency. It said "GO AWAY!"

Then a bumper sticker that really struck home since I'm not nearly in as much of a hurry as I used to be. It said:

"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of YOU!"

*Next - some legislators in the States are starting to talk about putting up a fence between the U.S. and Canada as well as the one down by Mexico. Personally I think it's a great idea.

Maybe it will keep those assholes OUT!

(I remeber back in the 80's I was going from Sarnia to Port Huron for a bit of shopping and when I stopped at Customs the guy asked me for a passport. I told him I only had a drivers license and why did he suddenly want a passport or visa to get in. He replied: "We have to be carefull you know, there are a lot of people that want to get into this Country by any means possible! I looked him straight in the eye and said: "Why?" A minute later I was back on the Canadian side with a "refused entry" slip in my hand! I thought to myself, "fuck em," and went to our own mall. It's also one of the last times I felt an urge to go to the States.)

*Thailand has an unusual political system. It's a democaracy with a twist. They just had their 18th coup d'e-tat in a row.

It seems that when the government gets too rank they send in the army to throw them out and then have democratic elections to get a new government.

Until that elected government gets too smelly. Then they have another coup d'e-tat. Then they have a democratic election to............ well you get the idea!

*All sorts of fallout about that Maher Arar case I wrote about yesterday. People are starting to call for officials in the R.C.M.P. and C.S.I..S. to be fired.

These assholes shouldn't be fired!
They should be going to JAIL!

Your faithfull scribe
Allan w Janssen