Anna, I've decided to come clean!

O.K. I will admit it!

Rather than have all this nonsense go on and on about the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, I have to put the record straight and say that she is really my daughter!

Although this will cause my family great distress, I can't live a lie anymore and must come clean.

Last winter, while on vacation, I ran into Anna at a small out of the way resort and one thing led to another until I ended up spending the night with her.

It was a pleasurable enough interlude even if she wasn't all that great in the sack, but then a few months later Anna phoned and told me she was pregnant, and what was I going to do about it!

With enough on my plate already, I told here that she was on her own, and I'm sure she had enough money to properly look after the child.

I didn't want to complicate her life any further and told her so!

This all seemed well enough until I started hearing all these outlandish claims of paternity from every Tom, Harry and Dick. ;-)

Anyway, I can't bear the thought of some uncaring, callous lout being involved in this mess for purely financial reasons, so I think I had better set the record straight and do the right thing, so that I can look after the little girl properly.

Just so you know!

Your "True Blue" scribe;
Allan W Janssen