Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts
Friday, March 28, 2008
It's a whole new generation kids!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
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Friday, February 16, 2007
Anna, I've decided to come clean!
O.K. I will admit it!
Rather than have all this nonsense go on and on about the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, I have to put the record straight and say that she is really my daughter!
Although this will cause my family great distress, I can't live a lie anymore and must come clean.
Last winter, while on vacation, I ran into Anna at a small out of the way resort and one thing led to another until I ended up spending the night with her.
It was a pleasurable enough interlude even if she wasn't all that great in the sack, but then a few months later Anna phoned and told me she was pregnant, and what was I going to do about it!
With enough on my plate already, I told here that she was on her own, and I'm sure she had enough money to properly look after the child.
I didn't want to complicate her life any further and told her so!
This all seemed well enough until I started hearing all these outlandish claims of paternity from every Tom, Harry and Dick. ;-)
Anyway, I can't bear the thought of some uncaring, callous lout being involved in this mess for purely financial reasons, so I think I had better set the record straight and do the right thing, so that I can look after the little girl properly.
Just so you know!
Your "True Blue" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Rather than have all this nonsense go on and on about the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, I have to put the record straight and say that she is really my daughter!
Although this will cause my family great distress, I can't live a lie anymore and must come clean.
Last winter, while on vacation, I ran into Anna at a small out of the way resort and one thing led to another until I ended up spending the night with her.
It was a pleasurable enough interlude even if she wasn't all that great in the sack, but then a few months later Anna phoned and told me she was pregnant, and what was I going to do about it!
With enough on my plate already, I told here that she was on her own, and I'm sure she had enough money to properly look after the child.
I didn't want to complicate her life any further and told her so!
This all seemed well enough until I started hearing all these outlandish claims of paternity from every Tom, Harry and Dick. ;-)
Anyway, I can't bear the thought of some uncaring, callous lout being involved in this mess for purely financial reasons, so I think I had better set the record straight and do the right thing, so that I can look after the little girl properly.
Just so you know!
Your "True Blue" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
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