OH NOOOO000000000oooooooooo........!
Just heard on the news that two mountain climbers in the Canadian Rockies were killed when they fell to their deaths off a cliff face!
The strange thing about this is that they were roped together! I've got to tell you something! If I'm hanging on to a cliff face by my toes and fingernails, the last thing in the world I would do is tie myself to someone else!
Listen, I'm no idiot, if I make the mistake of going mountain climbing in the first place and then fall off the mountain on top of it all, I have no one to blame but myself.
I'll be damned if I'm going to let someone else's clumsiness pull me off the side of a cliff.
Your "afraid of heights" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Labels: humor, humor satire, mountain climbing, rockies, stupid stuff
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