Sunday Morning Funnies

And finaly, a joke I wrote 30 years ago:
- Why don't blind people like skydiving?
- It scares the shit out of their seeing-eye dog!


<-- This reaction is common for that joke!





Allan

(So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety.

The doctor asks why he needs so much. The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place.

The doctor fills the prescription.

Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks 'why, is your dick in that much pain?', 'no', says the guy, 'it's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!' )