Parts of a computer, and other stuff!

* One in three IKEA customers say they would rather clean out their closets than have sex!

* Vacuum cleaners do not suck things. They create spaces into which the surrounding atmosphere pushes matter!

* By 2012 the United States will have more private security guards than high school teachers!

* The dog days of summer begin on Tuesday and end August 11th.

* And finally, ONLY 177 SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!

Your "in the know" scribe;
Allan W Janssen