We got trouble in River City!

Well, Brattleboro, Vermont to be more precise, and the problem isn't pool but rather wrinkled up, gnarly, disgusting naked old men.

Skinny dipping is a rite of passage in this small Vermont town except last year some of the teems started flirting with nudity by hanging out naked downtown!!!!!

No, really!

Officials decided to let winter take care of the problem and it did until this week when some old guy wearing nothing but a pack back and sneakers went for a stroll through the main street of town, sending women and children screaming in horror!

Town officials quickly passed an emergency by-law banning nudity on public roads. If you're caught they now give you a $100- dollar fine and whack your pee-pee with a board! (It's true!!! I stand by anything I say in this blog, unless it's really bad, in which case I will blame my brother-in-law because it's about time he started becoming a responsible adult!)

Your "The Naked Truth" Scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101) at www.God-101.com