Courses for Men and Women

Courses for Men and Women

Courses for Women; Taught by men, for women.

101 -Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102 -Doing Housework Without Complaining
103 -Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104 -Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105 -Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106 -Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107 -Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108 -How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109 -Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?" -->
110 -Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111 -The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
112 -Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113 -"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114 -How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115 -The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116 -Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
117 -Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable
118 -You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
119 -Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
120 -Makeup: The Less is More Theory
121 -Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
122 -Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
123 -Vacations: Doing Without 8 Suitcases ---->
124 -Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
125 -Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours


Courses for Men; Taught by women, for men.

101 -Combating Stupidity
102 -You Too Can Do Housework
103 -P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104 -How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
105 -We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money
106 -Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk at 4 AM
107 -Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")
108 -Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception
109 -Get a Life – Learn How To Cook --->
110 -How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
111 -Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
112 -Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113 -You – The Weaker Sex
114 -Reasons To Give Flowers
115 -How To Stay Awake After
116 -How To Take Illness Like a Man
117 -Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
118 -You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
119 -The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
120 -How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121 -How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122 -The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
123 -Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes --->
124 -How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125 -You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126 -Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
127 -Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
128 -The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129 -Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
130 -Real Men Ask For Directions
131 -Why It Is unacceptable To relieve Yourself anywhere but the Bathroom
132 -The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com