HELP!

Due to a hectic winter schedule for the Perspective research staff and a general lack of free time we let things get away from us in the housekeeping department!

Now that it's time for spring clean-up we actually have to hire someone to take the crap away for us and it's not going to be cheap.

In order to continue to provide you with the latest news and information we must humbly ask for donations so that we may make some sense out of the mess we have accumulated here.

Any amount would be appreciated since the offering plate from "The Church of Allan" has been rather dry these past few months.

The sooner we get this sorted out the faster we will be able to get more than one person at a time in the office!

<-- The donation things is just to the left here or go to Paypal or just send some loose change in an envelope!

Many thanks from your humble scribe;

Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

HELP! I need your opinion on something.

Whenever we get a new loaf of bread I always take the little plastic tab off the neck, get two slices and then throw the tab away, hold the bag by the neck, give it a spin, tuck it under and put it back in the fridge. Easy, right?

We went to the store today and got a bag of bagels in one of those tube like plastic bags and I had the first two, threw the tab away, gave it a spin and put them back in the fridge. (Where they stay fresher than in the bread box.) Simple, right?

Some time later "The Missus Herself" went and got the tird bagel, looked for the plastic taba and when she couldn't find it............ tied the neck in a KNOT!. (And not just a loose knot, but one so tight that I wrestled with it for over two minutes trying to get it open before I just tore the bag apart and got my bagel.)

End of story? NOOOoooooo!

I went into the living room and said to the Missus, "Why would you tie that stupid bag in a knot when all you have to do is grab the bag by the neck, give it a twist, fold it under and put it back. I had to wrestle with the damn bag and finally had to tear it open because it was tied too tight!"

The answer I got was that; "There must be something wrong with me because I got upset about a silly little thing like that!"

Who's right, me or the Missus. Please leave a comment!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

Courses for Men and Women

Courses for Men and Women

Courses for Women; Taught by men, for women.

101 -Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102 -Doing Housework Without Complaining
103 -Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104 -Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105 -Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106 -Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107 -Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108 -How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109 -Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?" -->
110 -Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111 -The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
112 -Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113 -"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114 -How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115 -The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116 -Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
117 -Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable
118 -You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
119 -Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
120 -Makeup: The Less is More Theory
121 -Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
122 -Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
123 -Vacations: Doing Without 8 Suitcases ---->
124 -Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
125 -Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours


Courses for Men; Taught by women, for men.

101 -Combating Stupidity
102 -You Too Can Do Housework
103 -P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104 -How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
105 -We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money
106 -Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk at 4 AM
107 -Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")
108 -Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception
109 -Get a Life – Learn How To Cook --->
110 -How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
111 -Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
112 -Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113 -You – The Weaker Sex
114 -Reasons To Give Flowers
115 -How To Stay Awake After
116 -How To Take Illness Like a Man
117 -Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
118 -You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
119 -The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
120 -How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121 -How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122 -The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
123 -Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes --->
124 -How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125 -You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126 -Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
127 -Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
128 -The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129 -Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
130 -Real Men Ask For Directions
131 -Why It Is unacceptable To relieve Yourself anywhere but the Bathroom
132 -The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com