Drunk and Disorderly? No, Pissed and Disabled!

A wheelchair-bound German stunned police when they pulled him over for using the road and found he was 5 times over the legal alcohol limit for drivers.

"He was right in the middle of the road," said a spokesman for police in the northeastern city of Schwerin Tuesday. "The officers couldn't quite believe it when they saw the results of the breath test. That's a life-threatening figure."

The 31-year-old told police he had been out drinking with a friend and was a little over a mile from home when a squad car stopped him as he weaved through the village of Ventschow.

Police said that because the man was technically traveling as a pedestrian, he could not be charged with a driving offence.

"It's not like we can impound his wheelchair," the spokesman said. "But he is facing some sort of punishment, we're just not sure what yet!"

Your "on the spot" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

This is one of the reasons I quit drinking!

End of story!

And by the way!

If anyone finds out who keeps sending me e-mails on how I can increase my dick by 4" (and why would I want to do that, since it gets me in enough trouble just being a normal size!) who wants me to get cheap medication, who can give me a loan for the best rate, who can show me how to make money on the internet, who can give me the best legal and financial advice and who all these people in Africaa are that keep wanting to give me money, and all my dead relatives in Africa who left me money.. (I'm a German living in North America for Christs sake).................. please give me their address.

I would like nothing beter than to send some of the "Boys from New York" to have a serious talk with them!!

Your pissed scribe;
Allan W Janssen