It's About the Oil, Stupid!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

No thanks!

For some reason a bunch of Christian Right Wing Fundamentalists chose today to send me page after page of arguments on why Creationism is the "God's Honest Truth" and Evolution is a conspiracy by Godless left wing scientists to mislead us.

Rather than rise to the bait I am just going to say that I don't have the time or the inclination to get into any discussions with you people on this subject.

I would consider it a total waste of time since your arguments prove that every one of you are too fucking stupid to carry on a reasonable and logical debate and I have better things to do than play mind games with you.

Your "not so humble" narrator;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com and the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

UH!

O.K. kids, listen up! We all thought that Jessica Simpson was a moron..... right!

NOOOOOOO!

I have to tell you that Jessica is an Einstein compared to this broad below.

On the square, and hope to die if I'm lyin, this girl, young woman, air head, idiot or whatever she is, is lucky she can get through the day!

I had a couple of deep, philosophical and insightful thoughts that I wanted to share with you today, but after seeing this everything else went right out the window.

(This only goes to prove that entertainment beats education hands down, any day.)

Would you please look at it, (about 40 seconds) and someone tell me what the fuck she said?



These two sure don't do anything to dispel the myth of the "dumb blond!"

And by the way, if Miss Carolina ever sues me for slander on what I said here, then when it get to court I will just play the video and say; "I rest my case!"

Your arts and entertainment scribe;
Allan W Janssen

This is one of the reasons I quit drinking!

End of story!

SORRY!

Sorry, but I don't have a thing today!

Absolutely nothing struck me as funny, disgusting or stupid!

Maybe it's me, maybe it's Monday, or maybe the whole world decided to be normal for once, which I doubt!

So - it's gotta be me***********!

Whether I'm right or whether I'm wrong.
Whether I find a place in this world or never belong!
I gotta be me, I've gotta be me.
What else can I be but that what I am.

I'll go it alone, that's how it must be!
I can't be right for somebody else,
If I'm not right for me!
I gotta be free, I've gotta be free,
Daring to try, to do it or die,
I've gotta be me............................................................!

.............................................sorry, I got carried away!)

Your "Speechless" Scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

Columbine

As you are well aware, if you read this blog with any regularity, one of the main reasons I started it was so that I could rant and rave about the stupid, asinine stuff that goes on in this world!

This is one of those situations that raises the bar a few notches!

(Or should that be "lowers the bar!")

Even the religious nuts can be excused because they're being misled and just don't know any better. Or at least they don't want to know! But, what sort of a perverted, twisted, sick piece of shit would design and market a video game that lets you be one of the Columbine High School Shooters and hunt students in the halls and cafeteria of a High School?

I keep saying the world is going to hell in a hand basket and this partly explains why teenagers are the way they are!
(Now, I know that most of them don't go around shooting people, but, anyone that promotes stuff like this should be put in jail!)

I just wish I knew who it was that thought up this game so I could post their names and addresses here and then we could all send them nice letters!

Your "amazed" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

Piss on You!

This is another one of those stupid, asinine, outrageous, idiotic instances that drive me up a wall..... It doesn't really need any explanation or clarification, just "what were they thinking?"

DANVILLE, Pa. (AP) - Authorities are dropping a disorderly conduct charge against a 12-year-old -special education- student (read retarded) whom they accused of deliberately wetting her pants at school.

Superintendent Steve Keifer said Thursday that it was a mistake to bring police into a case of school discipline. "I think the situation was one where the parents and school officials were frustrated, and that's why it was done. But, it was probably not a good idea!"

The mother said the girl urinated only because the principal frightened her. The mother said in Thursday's Press Enterprise that the incident occurred last month, after the girl, classmates and teachers ate a holiday lunch at Danville Middle School.

The girl was told to go to the kitchen to wash some pots and pans, but refused, and wet her pants after teachers summoned the principal, the mother said. The newspaper withheld the names of the girl and her mother.

Police Chief Eric Gill had said school officials were at "wit's end" with the girl, and that they believe her actions were deliberate.

District Attorney Robert Buehner spoke with Keifer and Gill on Thursday and decided to drop the disorderly conduct charge. Buehner said, "it makes better sense to just let the school district handle it with the child and parents."

Maybe they should have thrown her in jail and given her the lash, eh!

Your "disgusted" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

One foot in the door!

You know someone with a name like Ezekiel Rubottom is a person to watch. Described as a "21-year-old artist, occasional hip-hop emcee, and recovering methamphetamine addict, Mr. Rubottom was also born with a club foot.

This summer, upon advice from his doctor, he had the foot amputated, but instead of letting the hospital dispose of the body part, he took it home and stuck it (along with a can of beer and a porcelain horse!) in a bucket of formaldehyde on his front porch.

When a neighborhood kid told one of his parents about seeing the foot, they called the police, who in turn confiscated the foot pending an investigation.

As it turns out, it's perfectly legal to keep your own body parts, so the foot was returned to Mr. Rubottom, who's already planning on giving a couple of toes to close friends.

Tattoo You

We are all going to Hell in a handbasket. The GR8 TaT2 Maker is a
toy tattoo gun for your little budding skin-artist: "Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects."

For added realism, decorate juniors room to look like a jail cell!

Slap this guy!

Now just so you don't think I am only down on Christian and Muslim mainstream religions, it seems the Jews have their fair share of assholes as well.

MIDDLETON, Wis. -- In Wisconsin, a Jewish man whose polling place was at a Catholic church said he was disturbed to see a crucifix hanging over a ballot box.

Dr. Zeev Bar-Av of Middleton said issues on Tuesday's ballot such as gay marriage and the death penalty "are essentially on the national divide on religion and non-religion."

The 65-year-old Middleton man said, "If there is a place where church and state should be separated, the polling place should be it."

Wisconsin Elections Board executive director Kevin Kennedy said the state and municipalities struggle to come up with adequate polling places, and churches have plenty of parking.

He adds that polling places don't have to be redecorated to protect voters from feeling uncomfortable, and voters who are bothered can always vote absentee.

This guy is a well educated "Doctor," but it seems that knowledge is no impediment to ignorance! (After all, he was in a CATHOLIC CHURCH for God's sake!)

As a rule I am not for violence of any sort but it seems to me that this guys needs a couple of good hard slaps to knock some sense into him.

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) at; www.God-101.com
And the petition to have people mind their own business instead of yours at; http://www.petitiononline.com/moses/petition.html

Stick this up your ass!

After spending the last few years wondering what the hell is the matter with my teenaged son I think I have the answer.

Watching a Discovery Channel TV program called "inside the teenaged mind," I found out that teenagers do not have a fully developed frontal cortex in their brains. This means their powers of reasoning have not been fully developed yet.

In other words they don't have a sense of normal limits, or what we adults would call common sense!

This is a partial explanation for the prank this guy guy in Britain pulled and makes me think my kid might not be that far gone after all. (Relatively speaking.)

A man has suffered severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his ass, it emerged today. (no pun intended)

It was thought that the 19-year-old was trying to copy a scene from the 2002 film Jackass: The Movie, which has long been condemned by safety campaigners and blamed for inspiring dangerous pranks.

At the end of a firework display in the Monkwearmouth area of Sunderland on Sunday the man is reported to have got down on all fours, lowered his trousers and bent over, then fixed a Black Cat Thunderbolt rocket to himself in front of a group of friends

One witness described how he stood up and initially appeared to be unhurt, but then stumbled and fell to the ground. It became clear he was bleeding and paramedics and police were called to the scene.

A spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding. He was attended to and taken to Sunderland Royal hospital."

The man was reported to be suffering from a scorched colon and extreme stupidity and is still in hospital. Lying on his stomach!

This also explains why the only men we can get to go to war are young people. If they asked a fifty year old like myself to go to war they would probably have to look for me in the Northern Ontario bush, or Sweden.

Your sensible scribe;
Allan W Janssen