It hasn't been a good week for poor old _______!
After Monday's disastrous box office/sales results for _____ new ________, things have taken a turn for the worse and gone on a dangerous downward spiral.
Tuesday started a week of heavy drinking and partying which led to allegations of a homosexual affair on Wednesday evening at a popular Hollywood night spot.
This lead to a shooting at __________'s home in the early morning hours when _________ walked in on the illicit affair.
Police charged ___________ with aggravated assault and he/she was released on bail pending a court appearance next month.
By Thursday ________ is rumoured to have slept with ________ best friends _________ and also performed some sort of lewd act with the family pet while _____ was out of town !
Friday night is not much better for our newly shaved bald friend as he/she was arrested for D.U.I. by Beverly Hills police, who then found thirteen tabs of ecstasy in the car.
Saturday morning _______was bailed out by his/her _________ who immediately filed for divorce and is seeking a 120 million dollar settlement plus custody of the monkey.
Sunday morning _______ tried to make amends with ________, but couldn't get near the house since the dog kept growling and barking at him/her.
_____ then took ________ into re-hab so that he/she would be in shape for next weeks start of production on ___________ which is reported to have the biggest budget in Hollywood history.
_________ payday for this ________ will be a $25 million dollar advance, which will bring his/her earnings this year to $120 million.
Your "Hush, Hush, and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Janssen
(Just fill in who, and what, you want! It won't be too far off!)
Once again the "Perspective" investigative team has come through with new and startling poop about the goings on in Hollywood. 
