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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Cameron Diaz refuses dying teens last wish!

The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.
The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be blown by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.



"Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There's Something About Mary we thought, sure, that's the least we can do for him."

But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.

"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.'

I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you.

Your "hush, hush" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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2 Comments:

Blogger Steve said...

Please tell me this was a joke post........

Monday, March 26, 2007 6:20:00 AM  
Blogger Allan said...

As far as I know it is! But, now-a-days you can never be too sure!
Unforunately I can see someone being crazy enough to make a request like that.
Just the same, the mere thought of a blow job from Cameron........!!!!!!

Monday, March 26, 2007 8:45:00 AM  

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