Words of wisdom!
The Mayonnaise Jar and the Two Cups of Coffee.
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the Mayonnaise Jar ... and the Two Cups of Coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty Mayonnaise Jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full.They agreed it that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the Mayonnaise Jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the Mayonnaise Jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the Mayonnaise Jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "Yes.”
The professor then produced Two Cups of Coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the Mayonnaise Jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
“ Now,” said the professor, as the laughter subsided. "I want you to recognize that this Mayonnaise Jar represents your life."
The golf balls are the important things - Your God, Your Family, Your Children, Your Health, Your Friends and Your Favourite Passions – Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like - You're Job, Your House, Your Car.
The sand is everything else - The Small Stuff.
“ If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, "There is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical check-ups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and take the garbage out.
Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
"One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Two Cups of Coffee represented?" The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Cups of Coffee with a friend".
THE PASTOR'S DONKEY
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR JUST $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is...being concerned about public opinion can bring you so much grief and misery; it can even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about someone else's ass.
You'll be a lot happier and you'll live longer!
Friendship
Friendship is like peeing your pants....... Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the Mayonnaise Jar ... and the Two Cups of Coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty Mayonnaise Jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full.They agreed it that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the Mayonnaise Jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the Mayonnaise Jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the Mayonnaise Jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "Yes.”
The professor then produced Two Cups of Coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the Mayonnaise Jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
“ Now,” said the professor, as the laughter subsided. "I want you to recognize that this Mayonnaise Jar represents your life."
The golf balls are the important things - Your God, Your Family, Your Children, Your Health, Your Friends and Your Favourite Passions – Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like - You're Job, Your House, Your Car.
The sand is everything else - The Small Stuff.
“ If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, "There is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical check-ups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and take the garbage out.
Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
"One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Two Cups of Coffee represented?" The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Cups of Coffee with a friend".
THE PASTOR'S DONKEY
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR JUST $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is...being concerned about public opinion can bring you so much grief and misery; it can even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about someone else's ass.
You'll be a lot happier and you'll live longer!
Friendship
Friendship is like peeing your pants....... Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com
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