Mr. Potato Head Busted.

SYDNEY, Australia - Australian customs officers have discovered nearly 300 grams of ecstasy tablets hidden inside a Mr. Potato Head who was sent to Australia from Ireland.

Upon opening the parcel, the officers were greeted with the smiling face of Mr. Potato Head but when they removed a panel from his back, the officers found 293 grams of ecstasy in a plastic bag.

He is currently being held without bail.

Your "hush, hush and on the QT" scribe;
Allan W Janssen