First someone hacked into my computer and wrote a post and then I saw an add for Scientology, put there by Google
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Sorry Americans
Sorry; I just really don't like guns, all they do is kill things (like people)
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
PISS OF THE AMERICANS
I realy busy, I'm out of town and "doncha' know I'm outta sight" (Thank you James
Brown) BUT! I jusy heard an article on the CBC news that said Canada is going to require regiatration of ALL firearms. Won't this piss off the Americans!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
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Brown) BUT! I jusy heard an article on the CBC news that said Canada is going to require regiatration of ALL firearms. Won't this piss off the Americans!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
usup
Drin bak home from the coffee shop I had the most amzin revelation but now vthat I'm in front of the keyboard, do you think I can remember what it was? No way!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Sunday Morning Funnies #36
Who said Scottish Romance is dead! These are REAL ADS from the Lonely-hearts column.
1. Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
2. Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box06/03
3. Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested In pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82 .
4. Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41
5. Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. Box 84/87
6. Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes. Seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential Box 12/32
7. Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will Include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45
8. Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest. Box 40/27
9. Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07
10. Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler Competition at Frampton's Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978, Seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41
11. Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm.
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train... cause we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... 'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
We hope you will ride with us again soon.
She heard her little darling continue... 'For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'and for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.'
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The Parrot;
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was a total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot why he had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued.
'May I ask what the turkey did?'
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BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a 6 f oot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do y ou still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and mutters,
'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said: 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh' replied the auditor (somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer; but on he went, in his obnoxious way): 'What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits'.
'I see' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi...' he went on '...what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and once a year they send us a complete prick'.
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
1. Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
2. Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box06/03
3. Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested In pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82 .
4. Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41
5. Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. Box 84/87
6. Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes. Seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential Box 12/32
7. Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will Include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45
8. Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest. Box 40/27
9. Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07
10. Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler Competition at Frampton's Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978, Seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41
11. Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm.
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train... cause we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... 'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
We hope you will ride with us again soon.
She heard her little darling continue... 'For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'and for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.'
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The Parrot;
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was a total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot why he had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued.
'May I ask what the turkey did?'
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BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a 6 f oot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do y ou still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and mutters,
'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said: 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh' replied the auditor (somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer; but on he went, in his obnoxious way): 'What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits'.
'I see' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi...' he went on '...what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and once a year they send us a complete prick'.
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Sunday Stuff!
We have a big time "Asshole of the Week" award for you this time around!
Texas officials investigating a potential child abuse case said on Saturday 183 children and women had been removed from a ranch that is home to a breakaway Mormon sect linked to jailed polygamist leader Warren Jeffs.
Texas authorities descended on the ranch this week in response to allegations that a 50-year-old man there had married and fathered a child with an underage girl.
The ranch is a compound for the renegade Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, a polygamist group led by Jeffs until last year.
In November, Jeffs was sentenced in a Utah court to 10 years to life in prison as an accomplice to rape for forcing a 14-year-old girl to marry her 19-year-old first cousin.
He is in jail in Arizona awaiting trial on similar charges for arranged marriages there.
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Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is proclaiming victory at last week's NATO summit in Romania after securing allied reinforcements for Canadian troops in southern Afghanistan.
The French have apparently agreed to send in more troops, and the Poles have a few choppers to spare.
Any help wherever we can get it will no doubt come as a relief to our beleaguered Canadian forces fighting on the bloodiest front lines of the Afghan conflict, their casualty rates by far the highest of any NATO country with boots on the ground.
But hold the victory parade for either Harper or NATO.
Strip away the spin, and reality is the U.S. is coming to the rescue in a war that is increasingly difficult to disguise as anything but an American-led effort.
Truth is, most NATO countries have been dutifully serving the cause in Afghanistan only as long as they didn't have to do anything dangerous anywhere their troops might get blown up by roadside bombs, or shot by Taliban guns.
The Bucharest summit didn't change that.
Even the French, who supposedly answered Canada's call for help in the dangerous southern Kandahar region, have wimped out as usual and aren't actually going anywhere near the place and so win our award for "Loser of the Day."
Instead, French troops are being deployed to the less perilous eastern area of Afghanistan, supposedly to free up U.S. forces there to join the Canadian efforts in the south.
It's not as though the Americans are so short of manpower that they need to be spelled off by anyone. At last count, U.S. forces already account for well over 32,000 of the 44,000 soldiers from the several dozen NATO countries deployed in Afghanistan.
On top of that, another full expeditionary unit of 3,200 U.S. Marines is en route to Afghanistan to mount a major offensive over the next seven months, mainly in the south where Canadian troops are fighting.
It seems clear that the Harper and Bush administrations agreed months ago they would publicly try to push the European NATO countries into doing some of the heavy lifting in the southern Afghan battle zones.
Failing that, the U.S. would do whatever was necessary to keep Canada from withdrawing.
When Harper said he was confident a deal could be reached at Bucharest to meet Canada's needs, he likely wasn't talking about NATO. No sir, it was our Winners of the Day," the United States of America!
As was reported more than two months ago, even as John Manley's advisory group was releasing its January report recommending the reinforcements and equipment Canada would need to stay in Afghanistan, the U.S. military brass was in Ottawa arranging to provide it all.
Fact is, despite all the political talk of success in Bucharest last week, NATO isn't answering Canada's call, nor is France. The Yank's are. Period.
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Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Texas officials investigating a potential child abuse case said on Saturday 183 children and women had been removed from a ranch that is home to a breakaway Mormon sect linked to jailed polygamist leader Warren Jeffs. Texas authorities descended on the ranch this week in response to allegations that a 50-year-old man there had married and fathered a child with an underage girl.
The ranch is a compound for the renegade Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, a polygamist group led by Jeffs until last year.
In November, Jeffs was sentenced in a Utah court to 10 years to life in prison as an accomplice to rape for forcing a 14-year-old girl to marry her 19-year-old first cousin.
He is in jail in Arizona awaiting trial on similar charges for arranged marriages there.
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Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is proclaiming victory at last week's NATO summit in Romania after securing allied reinforcements for Canadian troops in southern Afghanistan.
The French have apparently agreed to send in more troops, and the Poles have a few choppers to spare.
Any help wherever we can get it will no doubt come as a relief to our beleaguered Canadian forces fighting on the bloodiest front lines of the Afghan conflict, their casualty rates by far the highest of any NATO country with boots on the ground.
But hold the victory parade for either Harper or NATO.
Strip away the spin, and reality is the U.S. is coming to the rescue in a war that is increasingly difficult to disguise as anything but an American-led effort.
Truth is, most NATO countries have been dutifully serving the cause in Afghanistan only as long as they didn't have to do anything dangerous anywhere their troops might get blown up by roadside bombs, or shot by Taliban guns.
The Bucharest summit didn't change that.
Even the French, who supposedly answered Canada's call for help in the dangerous southern Kandahar region, have wimped out as usual and aren't actually going anywhere near the place and so win our award for "Loser of the Day." Instead, French troops are being deployed to the less perilous eastern area of Afghanistan, supposedly to free up U.S. forces there to join the Canadian efforts in the south.
It's not as though the Americans are so short of manpower that they need to be spelled off by anyone. At last count, U.S. forces already account for well over 32,000 of the 44,000 soldiers from the several dozen NATO countries deployed in Afghanistan.
On top of that, another full expeditionary unit of 3,200 U.S. Marines is en route to Afghanistan to mount a major offensive over the next seven months, mainly in the south where Canadian troops are fighting.
It seems clear that the Harper and Bush administrations agreed months ago they would publicly try to push the European NATO countries into doing some of the heavy lifting in the southern Afghan battle zones.
Failing that, the U.S. would do whatever was necessary to keep Canada from withdrawing.
When Harper said he was confident a deal could be reached at Bucharest to meet Canada's needs, he likely wasn't talking about NATO. No sir, it was our Winners of the Day," the United States of America!
As was reported more than two months ago, even as John Manley's advisory group was releasing its January report recommending the reinforcements and equipment Canada would need to stay in Afghanistan, the U.S. military brass was in Ottawa arranging to provide it all. Fact is, despite all the political talk of success in Bucharest last week, NATO isn't answering Canada's call, nor is France. The Yank's are. Period.
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Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Saturday, April 05, 2008
Speak up for your country!
I just got this in the mail and I not only agree with what Bruce Allen said, but believe it applies to the United States as well.
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
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SPEAK UP FOR YOUR COUNTRY CANADIANS!Well just to be fair, if they were in India, then they could sing the National Anthem in Hindi all they wanted, but since they were in India then they wouldn't be singing "Oh Canada" anyways now, would they!
Bruce Allen not out of hot water yet.
VANCOUVER/CKNW(AM980) - Despite being given a show of support by Vancouver 2010 organizers, embattled music manager and CKNW editorialist, Bruce Allen is not out of hot water just yet as the fallout continues from his recent commentary indicating immigrants to Canada should 'fit in,' or 'go home.'
Richmond Liberal MP, Ray mond Chan, is set to file an official complaint with the CRTC (Canadian Radio & Television Commission) about Allen's recent 'reality check' alleging the piece was discriminatory.
Chan is also demanding an official apology and a retraction of the comments. (Seems Chan is an immigrant too!)
It's time we all get behind Bruce Allen, and scrap this Political Correctness business.
His comments were anything but racist, and there are far too many overly-sensitive 'New Canadians' that are trying to change everything we hold dear.
For example, our National Anthem: Don't know what your opinions are, but I certainly agree.
--- I'm sorry, but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Hindi - enough is enough.
(Remember when the Hindu guy who claimed he should wear a turban instead of the Mountie Hat if he joined the RCMP!)
Nowhere or at no other time in our nation's history, did they sing the National Anthem in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, or any other language because of immigration.
It was written in English, and should be sung word for word the way it was written.
(The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close!)
I am not sorry if this offends anyone, this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP ---- please pass this along....
I am not against immigration .. just come through like everyone else... Get a sponsor; get a place to lay your head; get a job; pay your taxes; live by the rules ....AND... LEARN THE LANGUAGE, as all other immigrants have in the past... and LONG LIVE CANADA!
PART OF THE PROBLEM? Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!!
Will we still be the Country of Choice and still be CANADA if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries who have come to live in CANADA because it is the Country of Choice??????
Think about it! IMMIGRANTS, NOT CANADIAN'S, MUST ADAPT.
It is Time for CANADA to Speak up. If you agree - pass This along.
W.C.
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Saturday Morning Confusion #81
Speaking of assholes and crazy women, (see previous article) I have a few observations about both.
After much thought and a bit of work by the "Perspective" research department, we have come to the conclusion that there are three types of assholes!
The first is the garden variety type of asshole like you and me. We sometimes get it wrong, and for that are glad to have someone to set us straight....... because who likes to be an asshole anyways.
The second type is the asshole who refuses to be set staight.......... like the guys who are religious fanatics or people from Kansas! Ya can't do much with these asshols and are better off just ignoring them.
The third type are the people who not only know they are assholes, but enjoy it! These people have something wrong with their wiring and you should run away from them as fast as possible!!
Nuff said!
Now, about confused people in general!
If you ever want to phone me and you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
After much thought and a bit of work by the "Perspective" research department, we have come to the conclusion that there are three types of assholes!
The first is the garden variety type of asshole like you and me. We sometimes get it wrong, and for that are glad to have someone to set us straight....... because who likes to be an asshole anyways.
The second type is the asshole who refuses to be set staight.......... like the guys who are religious fanatics or people from Kansas! Ya can't do much with these asshols and are better off just ignoring them.
The third type are the people who not only know they are assholes, but enjoy it! These people have something wrong with their wiring and you should run away from them as fast as possible!!
Nuff said!
Now, about confused people in general!
If you ever want to phone me and you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
If ya do, ya do, if ya don't , ya don't! (Yabba dabba do!)
I got a letter from Ed (who seems a nice enough guy) and he said he would like to be added to my friends list which I am honoured to do.
Ed has one caveat though, and that is that he smokes pot and hopes I don't mind.
Ed............. I grew up in the sixties and I don't think there is a drug known that I haven't tried except crack and that's only because there was none then. I stopped taking drugs in my early twenties and now only have a problem with booze and those assholes that keep trying to give me drugs on the Internet.
(I had to give up on the booze because of alergies. Everytime I went on a binge I broke out in "cops!")
P.S. I will no longer allow ratings on this blog because of that crazy woman who keeps giving me "1's" on everything I do, and mostly because these shouldn't be rated anyways. You either like em' or ya don't! If you do, please stick around and if you don't then ................!
Your humble scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Ed has one caveat though, and that is that he smokes pot and hopes I don't mind.
Ed............. I grew up in the sixties and I don't think there is a drug known that I haven't tried except crack and that's only because there was none then. I stopped taking drugs in my early twenties and now only have a problem with booze and those assholes that keep trying to give me drugs on the Internet.(I had to give up on the booze because of alergies. Everytime I went on a binge I broke out in "cops!")
P.S. I will no longer allow ratings on this blog because of that crazy woman who keeps giving me "1's" on everything I do, and mostly because these shouldn't be rated anyways. You either like em' or ya don't! If you do, please stick around and if you don't then ................!
Your humble scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Friday, April 04, 2008
ISLAM, the other side of the coin!
There have been a couple of articles in this blog about the negatives of Islam, so in the pursuit of fairness and equality this is the other side of the coin!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
An elephant never forgets!
Seems that once you teach them to paint they don't forget that either!
Now I can't swear that this is 100% true, (And on this blog, that's a fairly accurate statement!) but these guys claim they have taught an elephant how to paint!
Since we know animals in general are a lot smarter that what conventional wisdom told us, I have to give them the benefit of the doubt.
AND, if you want to see what this guy and his buddies do on a Saturday night.... watch!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Now I can't swear that this is 100% true, (And on this blog, that's a fairly accurate statement!) but these guys claim they have taught an elephant how to paint!
Since we know animals in general are a lot smarter that what conventional wisdom told us, I have to give them the benefit of the doubt.
AND, if you want to see what this guy and his buddies do on a Saturday night.... watch!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Want to know how screwed-up society is????
I put up an article here and on a few other blogs about some pictures a woman in England had taken of some Muslims in a demonstration in London.
The protesters were carrying all sorts of posters demanding non-Muslims be killed or the Western world be taken over etc. etc.
Pretty nasty stuff...............!
Now, here it comes. Put on your seat belt!
I get a couple of letters since then ACCUSING ME OF HATE PROPAGANDA AGAINST MUSLIMS!
Is this world fucked up or what?
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
The protesters were carrying all sorts of posters demanding non-Muslims be killed or the Western world be taken over etc. etc.
Pretty nasty stuff...............!
Now, here it comes. Put on your seat belt!
I get a couple of letters since then ACCUSING ME OF HATE PROPAGANDA AGAINST MUSLIMS!
Is this world fucked up or what?
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Religion of Peace!
Pictures from London ~ this is beyond scary. These are pictures taken by a woman from Bristol, England. She just returned from there and said it is no longer English, the Muslims have taken it over, and the trend continues.
While we want them to assimilate it looks like they would rather annihilate.
View the pictures below and decide how you really feel about the future of the Western World.
These pictures are of Muslims marching through the streets of London during their recent 'Religion of Peace Demonstration.'
Why would anyone think that we should be at war with such nice, peaceful Muslims?
These Muslims have stated that England will be the first country they take over!
These pictures were not shown on American TV or in American Newspapers.
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
While we want them to assimilate it looks like they would rather annihilate.
View the pictures below and decide how you really feel about the future of the Western World.
These pictures are of Muslims marching through the streets of London during their recent 'Religion of Peace Demonstration.'
Why would anyone think that we should be at war with such nice, peaceful Muslims?
These Muslims have stated that England will be the first country they take over!
These pictures were not shown on American TV or in American Newspapers.
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
CONNECTIONS!
Another in the riveting series about how and why things work the way they do!
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Read this for, "The Plain Truth About Everything!"
O.K., here's the scoop! I have made it my life's ambition to dispel common myths and misconceptions.
After years of research, I and the "Perspective Research Staff" have come up with this list of facts that we hope will set everyone straight on the urban legends, myths and conjectures that have been floating around for God knows how long!
I am just going to list them in point form here for brevity's sake, BUT if you want more info on any of them, or need to add to them by all means leave a comment at the bottom.
Ready of not...... here goes!
- You don't need eight glasses of water a day and it won't help you lose weight!
- JFK was shot by a lone gunman from the Texas Book Depository building. There was no one else on the grassy knoll!
- No, oil companies don't raise the price of gasoline just before a long weekend. They will do it whenever they think they can get away with it!
- No, Mountain Dew will not shrink your testicles and lower your sperm count. If you're that stupid you shouldn't be having kids anyways!
- On the subject of conspiracies, there was no plot in the killing of Robert Kennedy or Martin Luther King.
- There was also no government plot behind 9/11, it was a bunch of Muslim radicals funded by Osama bin Laden.
- No, Islam does not advocate taking over the world by force, but a lot of radicals claim it does!
- Moses did not get a burning bush to talk to him. It was the tribal custom at that time to do hallucinogenics and go into the mountains to meditate! (Put two and two together bunky!)
- Everything in moderation is good for you. Excess in anything is BAD for you!
- No, Jesus was not killed for our sins and when he was killed..... he was DEAD!
- No, the United States does not attack other countries to help save or spread democracy or get rid of bad people. It's all about money and oil and power. Aways has been, always will be.
- Yes, it's OK to wear white after Labor Day, especially in Florida and California. Even more so if you're filthy rich in Florida or California!
- Hiccups or sneezes do not momentarily stop your heart but sneezing, burping and farting all at the same time can kill you!
- Hangovers cannot be cured by folk medicines. Only time will make you better so stop completely or don't stop at all.
- No, the Universe was not created in seven days and is a lot older than seven thousand years. Period
- Yes EVOLUTION is a fact. End of story! If you believe otherwise there is something wrong with your "critical thinking!"
- Throwing salt over your shoulder will not bring you luck, but it might piss off the guy behind you!
- Speaking of "luck," some people are just naturally lucky or unlucky in life! As God once said; "Life is a crap shoot and you take your chances like everyone else!"
If you do run across one of those people that are born with a silver spoon in their mouth and nothing ever seems to go wrong for them......... they are to be hated and despised!
- Atlantis is not a myth, it was a civilization (Minoan) that disappeared when the island of Thera blew up in a volcano around the 17th century B.C.E.
- There was no world wide flood and NOOOOOOOOOOOOO the Grand Canyon was not caused by it. There have been lots of local floods that could have given rise to the legend including the Mediterranean breaking through the Bosphorus and flooding the Black Sea at the end of the last Ice Age.
- The Jews are not "God's Chosen People." (If they are then God should chose someone else for a while and give the Jews a break!)
- No, all people are not equal. Sorry to tell you, but different races, different genders and different cultures all have their pluses and minuses. Equality is a myth perpetrated by those that are "less equal."
- No, there is no Paradise with 72 virgins waiting for you and there are no "Pearly Gates!" There is also no boatman to ferry you across the "River Styx!" We don't know what or if the afterlife is all about and shouldn't worry about it anyways because; 1. There is no way around it! 2. It will happen soon enough anyways! 3. When your dead, you're dead for a long time, so make the most of being here! (Do something to make a difference!)
- There is no "Loch Ness" monster and NO Sasquatch or Abysmal Snowman. There is no Easter Bunny or Santa Clause but I do have a really weird guy living further down the street and if you have one of these people too, then stay away from them because there are some very strange and very bad people in this world.
- Yes, there are also some very good people floating amongst us and they should be sought out and cherished because there are not nearly enough of them.
- No, there was no Robin Hood, but there was a King Henry who went through a lot of wives during his short stay on this planet.
- No, the Angel Macaroni did not appear to the guy who founded Mormonism, and Jehovah's Witnesses are not going to move into all the good houses after the "Rapture!"
- There is no "Second Coming" bunky. Due to exhaustive research on my part the only second coming you will ever see is amongst a few lucky women!
- No, there is no truth to the myth that animals have no feelings or emotions. Anyone who has every had a dog knows that they do! Cats I'm not so sure about!
- No, blacks don't have bigger dicks than whites or Asians. At least, this is what I've been told! And Orientals vagina's don't go sideways. At least, I've never been able to find any yet!
- Masturbation does not lead to blindness, but can contribute to stuttering!
That's all I have time for today, but feel free to add any that you happen to think of!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
After years of research, I and the "Perspective Research Staff" have come up with this list of facts that we hope will set everyone straight on the urban legends, myths and conjectures that have been floating around for God knows how long!
I am just going to list them in point form here for brevity's sake, BUT if you want more info on any of them, or need to add to them by all means leave a comment at the bottom.
Ready of not...... here goes!
- You don't need eight glasses of water a day and it won't help you lose weight!
- JFK was shot by a lone gunman from the Texas Book Depository building. There was no one else on the grassy knoll!
- No, oil companies don't raise the price of gasoline just before a long weekend. They will do it whenever they think they can get away with it!
- No, Mountain Dew will not shrink your testicles and lower your sperm count. If you're that stupid you shouldn't be having kids anyways!
- On the subject of conspiracies, there was no plot in the killing of Robert Kennedy or Martin Luther King.
- There was also no government plot behind 9/11, it was a bunch of Muslim radicals funded by Osama bin Laden.
- No, Islam does not advocate taking over the world by force, but a lot of radicals claim it does!
- Moses did not get a burning bush to talk to him. It was the tribal custom at that time to do hallucinogenics and go into the mountains to meditate! (Put two and two together bunky!)
- Everything in moderation is good for you. Excess in anything is BAD for you!
- No, Jesus was not killed for our sins and when he was killed..... he was DEAD!
- No, the United States does not attack other countries to help save or spread democracy or get rid of bad people. It's all about money and oil and power. Aways has been, always will be.
- Yes, it's OK to wear white after Labor Day, especially in Florida and California. Even more so if you're filthy rich in Florida or California!
- Hiccups or sneezes do not momentarily stop your heart but sneezing, burping and farting all at the same time can kill you!
- Hangovers cannot be cured by folk medicines. Only time will make you better so stop completely or don't stop at all.
- No, the Universe was not created in seven days and is a lot older than seven thousand years. Period
- Yes EVOLUTION is a fact. End of story! If you believe otherwise there is something wrong with your "critical thinking!"
- Throwing salt over your shoulder will not bring you luck, but it might piss off the guy behind you!
- Speaking of "luck," some people are just naturally lucky or unlucky in life! As God once said; "Life is a crap shoot and you take your chances like everyone else!"
If you do run across one of those people that are born with a silver spoon in their mouth and nothing ever seems to go wrong for them......... they are to be hated and despised!
- Atlantis is not a myth, it was a civilization (Minoan) that disappeared when the island of Thera blew up in a volcano around the 17th century B.C.E.
- There was no world wide flood and NOOOOOOOOOOOOO the Grand Canyon was not caused by it. There have been lots of local floods that could have given rise to the legend including the Mediterranean breaking through the Bosphorus and flooding the Black Sea at the end of the last Ice Age.
- The Jews are not "God's Chosen People." (If they are then God should chose someone else for a while and give the Jews a break!)
- No, all people are not equal. Sorry to tell you, but different races, different genders and different cultures all have their pluses and minuses. Equality is a myth perpetrated by those that are "less equal."
- No, there is no Paradise with 72 virgins waiting for you and there are no "Pearly Gates!" There is also no boatman to ferry you across the "River Styx!" We don't know what or if the afterlife is all about and shouldn't worry about it anyways because; 1. There is no way around it! 2. It will happen soon enough anyways! 3. When your dead, you're dead for a long time, so make the most of being here! (Do something to make a difference!)
- There is no "Loch Ness" monster and NO Sasquatch or Abysmal Snowman. There is no Easter Bunny or Santa Clause but I do have a really weird guy living further down the street and if you have one of these people too, then stay away from them because there are some very strange and very bad people in this world.
- Yes, there are also some very good people floating amongst us and they should be sought out and cherished because there are not nearly enough of them.
- No, there was no Robin Hood, but there was a King Henry who went through a lot of wives during his short stay on this planet.
- No, the Angel Macaroni did not appear to the guy who founded Mormonism, and Jehovah's Witnesses are not going to move into all the good houses after the "Rapture!"
- There is no "Second Coming" bunky. Due to exhaustive research on my part the only second coming you will ever see is amongst a few lucky women!
- No, there is no truth to the myth that animals have no feelings or emotions. Anyone who has every had a dog knows that they do! Cats I'm not so sure about!
- No, blacks don't have bigger dicks than whites or Asians. At least, this is what I've been told! And Orientals vagina's don't go sideways. At least, I've never been able to find any yet!
- Masturbation does not lead to blindness, but can contribute to stuttering!
That's all I have time for today, but feel free to add any that you happen to think of!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
CONNECTIONS!
Another in the riveting series about how and why things work the way they do!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
CONNECTIONS!
Another in the riveting series about how and why things work the way they do!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://allans-perspective.blogspot.com
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://allans-perspective.blogspot.com
CONNECTIONS!
Another in the riveting series about how and why things work the way they do!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Mid-Week Crisis, or the Wednesday Blahs!
O.K., maybe I was a bit hasty; I started the new blog yesterday, but reality hit me when I got next to no readers.
The fact that you have to build an audience seemed to have escaped me, but now the reality has set in so I believe I shall post in both the old and the new for a while. (Good God, I'm finally bilingual!)
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If you don't believe the U.S. involvement is about oil, and nothin' but oil, then read this bunky!
Because of the obscenely high price of oil and gasoline the "Big Oil" companies have made record profits this year of close to 200 BILLION dollars. (That's just the U.S. companies!)
Now Georgie boy is threatening to veto any attempt to scuttle an additional 18 BILLION dollar tax benefits for them as well.
This administration's HUBRIS seems to know no bounds! (I am not even going to bother to list the ways they have led us down the garden path because we all know them.... don't we!)
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For our next tid-bit we are going to take you to Malaysia where Roslan Ngah took a second wife. But he should have wondered if she would get along with his first.
He need not have worried. The two women got on so well they decided to leave him at the same time.
Faced with their united stand, Roslan, a 44-year-old Malaysian Muslim, divorced his two wives, aged 46 and 35, in an Islamic Shariah Court in northeastern Terengganu state on Tuesday, a lawyer said Wednesday.
But kids, it turn out it's not "double the pleasure, double the fun."
Salwa Mansor, the second wife's lawyer, said the wives cited irreconcilable differences and other complaints.
According to Islamic law, a woman can submit a request to leave her husband, but the pronouncement of divorce must come from the man or a court.
(Islam allows a man to have four wives! Now is that the height of male arrogance, or what?)
The Star daily quoted Roslan as saying that he was aware his two wives had become close over the years.
"They are like good friends but I never imagined that both of them had collectively decided to divorce me," Roslan was quoted him as saying. "I never expected our marriages to end in this manner." (Roslan has four children with his first wife and two with his second.)
Roslan reportedly said he would marry again, "God willing."
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ANY CULT OF YOURS IS A CULT OF MINE!
What is it with Scientology and celebrities?
We all know about Tom Cruise and John Travolta. We even know about Isaac Hayes and Lisa-Marie and Priscilla Presley, and we know about Will Smith. (Gee, I thought some of these people were smart. They should read my book, "The Plain Truth About God" to see just what a racket Scientology is!)
Did you also know that these people are some of the other celebrities that are Scientologist?
Christopher Masterson
(Malcolm in the Middle)
Karen Black
Jeffrey Tambor
Kirstie Alley
(She is no longer fat, just fucked-up!)
Paul Haggis
AND SONY!!!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
The fact that you have to build an audience seemed to have escaped me, but now the reality has set in so I believe I shall post in both the old and the new for a while. (Good God, I'm finally bilingual!)
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If you don't believe the U.S. involvement is about oil, and nothin' but oil, then read this bunky!
Because of the obscenely high price of oil and gasoline the "Big Oil" companies have made record profits this year of close to 200 BILLION dollars. (That's just the U.S. companies!)
Now Georgie boy is threatening to veto any attempt to scuttle an additional 18 BILLION dollar tax benefits for them as well.
This administration's HUBRIS seems to know no bounds! (I am not even going to bother to list the ways they have led us down the garden path because we all know them.... don't we!)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
For our next tid-bit we are going to take you to Malaysia where Roslan Ngah took a second wife. But he should have wondered if she would get along with his first.
He need not have worried. The two women got on so well they decided to leave him at the same time.
Faced with their united stand, Roslan, a 44-year-old Malaysian Muslim, divorced his two wives, aged 46 and 35, in an Islamic Shariah Court in northeastern Terengganu state on Tuesday, a lawyer said Wednesday.
But kids, it turn out it's not "double the pleasure, double the fun."
Salwa Mansor, the second wife's lawyer, said the wives cited irreconcilable differences and other complaints.
According to Islamic law, a woman can submit a request to leave her husband, but the pronouncement of divorce must come from the man or a court.
(Islam allows a man to have four wives! Now is that the height of male arrogance, or what?)
The Star daily quoted Roslan as saying that he was aware his two wives had become close over the years.
"They are like good friends but I never imagined that both of them had collectively decided to divorce me," Roslan was quoted him as saying. "I never expected our marriages to end in this manner." (Roslan has four children with his first wife and two with his second.)
Roslan reportedly said he would marry again, "God willing."
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ANY CULT OF YOURS IS A CULT OF MINE!
What is it with Scientology and celebrities?
We all know about Tom Cruise and John Travolta. We even know about Isaac Hayes and Lisa-Marie and Priscilla Presley, and we know about Will Smith. (Gee, I thought some of these people were smart. They should read my book, "The Plain Truth About God" to see just what a racket Scientology is!)
Did you also know that these people are some of the other celebrities that are Scientologist?
Christopher Masterson(Malcolm in the Middle)
Karen Black
Jeffrey Tambor
Kirstie Alley(She is no longer fat, just fucked-up!)
Paul Haggis
AND SONY!!!Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Monday, March 31, 2008
MOVING!!!!!!
As of Tuesday April 1st this blog will be moving to http://allans-perspective.blogspot.com with a slight change in emphasis away from religion and more toward politics and the humor in everyday life!
(Posting about religion is like beating a dead horse so I am going to cut down on posts that won't change anyone's mind anyways!)
Click on the link H E R E and then subscribe to it so you get the new one instead of the old.
Thanks
Allan W Janssen
P.S. THOSE WHO KNOW ME MIGHT THINK THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.................. BUT IT'S NOT!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
(Posting about religion is like beating a dead horse so I am going to cut down on posts that won't change anyone's mind anyways!)
Click on the link H E R E and then subscribe to it so you get the new one instead of the old.
Thanks
Allan W Janssen
P.S. THOSE WHO KNOW ME MIGHT THINK THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.................. BUT IT'S NOT!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
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