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Monday, January 07, 2008

Monday, Monday!

We have a few things that need addressing today kids, some of them are funny and some of them aren't very nice.

First of all, watch out for the old farts. (Now, I'm on the leading edge of the baby boomers so I can relate to these two guys.)

First, I told you last week about an 85 year old in Toronto who got busted for street racing on the 407 expressway and had his car impounded. Now we have a 60 year old down East in the Maritime Provinces who got busted for trafficking in Acid! (LSD)

The cops found hundreds of tabs of acid in his house and about forty thousand in cash. I guess this was his retirement plan but there is nothing worse than an "over the hill" hippie!

Then there is this word from the animal kingdom. Male macaque monkeys pay for sex by grooming females, according to a recent study that suggests the primates may treat sex as a commodity.

This goes to show that female monkeys call the shots just the same as female humans.

NOW, if you're a bit sensitive in the stomach you might not want to read any further.

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith.

When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer's mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.

Authorities said it was unclear whether McCuin consumed any part of Shearer's body.

And as if that wasn't strange enough, we have this article from Superior, Wis. - A Wisconsin man convicted of having sexual contact with a deer has been sentenced to nine more months in jail.

Bryan James Hathaway, 21, of Superior had his probation revoked last month for using alcohol and marijuana, lying to his probation agent, and having unapproved contact with a minor child and sexual relations with another adult. A judge sentenced Hathaway to nine more months in jail during a hearing on Friday.

Hathaway was sentenced to probation in March. It was to be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he got a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway had just been released from prison when the deer thing happened.

He is appealing his conviction on the deer charge but pleaded "no contest" on the horse incident because after all "A horse is a horse, of course, of course!"

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Anonymous Peter C. Frank said...

People are crazy, there's no doubt about it. But it's part of what makes the world an interesting place in which to live.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:56:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Meryl Johnson said...

I could have lived happily forever without knowing these particular facts. There have always been depraved people, haven't there?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:57:00 p.m.  

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