If the whole world goes to hell in a handbasket, it's not my fault!
Another bunch of weird events to keep us informed and amused on this Tuesday morning.
Remember the 85 year old I told you about that was arrested for street racing and had his car impounded? We now have a twelve (12) year old in Calgary who stole a car and was clocked at over 170 KMH (110 mph) before being stopped.
He was sent to bed without supper. The bed was in the county jail.
(Diego and Friend!)
Then there is a 10-year-old Mexican boy who dreaded returning to school after Christmas break so much he glued his hand to his bed. Sandra Palacios spent nearly two hours Monday morning trying to free her son Diego's hand with water, oil and nail polish remover before calling authorities, police chief Jorge Camacho said outside the northern city Monterrey.
"I didn't want to go to school because vacation was so much fun," Reforma newspaper quoted the boy saying.
Palacios said Diego sneaked into the kitchen in the early morning to get the industrial glue, which he then slathered on his right hand. She didn't hear him get up but later awoke and found him watching TV with his hand stuck to the bed, she told Mexican newspaper El Universal.
Then I got a note from another kid this morning and here is what he said;
Now, what the Hell is with Pam Anderson, I'm starting to become embarrassed that she's Canadian.
Remember a few days ago (Or was it weeks ago?) she got married to somebody or other after her 6 1/2 day marriage to Kid Rock. Then they were filing for divorce. Then they had a reconciliation. Well, it's off again! "Nuff said!
And finally this warning...... Health Canada is warning Canadians not to use two foreign-made health products, one marketed as a lactation stimulant for breastfeeding women and the other a sexual dysfunction aid for men. [This warning would also apply to American's and European's since they have a genetic makeup very similar to Canadian males. ;-) Northern Canadian males just have a bit more anti-freeze in their blood because of the higher alcohol content in Canadian beer!]
The lactation stimulant was found to contain bacterial contamination while the sexual dysfunction product contains a prescription-only drug.
Neither product is authorized for sale in this country but Health Canada says they may have been purchased by Canadians travelling abroad.
The lactation stimulant is a product called Galactogil, made by Iprad Group of Paris; the bacteria it contains can cause a variety of adverse effects, such as pneumonia and blood poisoning.
The sexual dysfunction product is called Santi Bovine Penis Erecting Capsule and its manufacturer is unknown.
But the product has been found to contain sildenafil, which is used in several prescription sexual dysfunction drugs.
Unsupervised use of sildenafil by patients with heart disease can lead to serious cardiovascular side-effects such as sudden cardiac death, heart attack, stroke, hypertension, chest pain and abnormal heartbeat.
Other side-effects associated with the drug's use include temporary vision loss, seizure, prolonged erection, headache, flushing, nasal congestion and abdominal pain. It should not be used by individuals taking any type of nitrate drug such as nitroglycerin due to the risk of developing potentially life-threatening low blood pressure.
Your humble author;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
Remember the 85 year old I told you about that was arrested for street racing and had his car impounded? We now have a twelve (12) year old in Calgary who stole a car and was clocked at over 170 KMH (110 mph) before being stopped.He was sent to bed without supper. The bed was in the county jail.
(Diego and Friend!)
Then there is a 10-year-old Mexican boy who dreaded returning to school after Christmas break so much he glued his hand to his bed. Sandra Palacios spent nearly two hours Monday morning trying to free her son Diego's hand with water, oil and nail polish remover before calling authorities, police chief Jorge Camacho said outside the northern city Monterrey.
"I didn't want to go to school because vacation was so much fun," Reforma newspaper quoted the boy saying.
Palacios said Diego sneaked into the kitchen in the early morning to get the industrial glue, which he then slathered on his right hand. She didn't hear him get up but later awoke and found him watching TV with his hand stuck to the bed, she told Mexican newspaper El Universal.
"I don't know why he did it," she told Reforma. "He's a good boy, but mischievous like all kids."Diego's hand was fine and paramedics managed to unstick him in time for class.
Then I got a note from another kid this morning and here is what he said;
Since my website is visited by 1,000's of blog readers daily, I am positive many of my visitors would be interested in visiting your weblog once they leave mine. I figured you wouldn't mind if I link to your site since we are not competitors, and both have similar Internet readers on our sites.Now, here's the rub! This kid's website is all about info on Nike running shoes. That's all! Just different types of Nike running shoes. So, if all the thousands of readers I have are scratching their heads wondering where to get the poop on a good pair of Nike's........... there ya go!
Please let me know if this is OK with you? Do you think you can link back to my website Bayareakicks.com? Thanks.
Now, what the Hell is with Pam Anderson, I'm starting to become embarrassed that she's Canadian. Remember a few days ago (Or was it weeks ago?) she got married to somebody or other after her 6 1/2 day marriage to Kid Rock. Then they were filing for divorce. Then they had a reconciliation. Well, it's off again! "Nuff said!
And finally this warning...... Health Canada is warning Canadians not to use two foreign-made health products, one marketed as a lactation stimulant for breastfeeding women and the other a sexual dysfunction aid for men. [This warning would also apply to American's and European's since they have a genetic makeup very similar to Canadian males. ;-) Northern Canadian males just have a bit more anti-freeze in their blood because of the higher alcohol content in Canadian beer!]
The lactation stimulant was found to contain bacterial contamination while the sexual dysfunction product contains a prescription-only drug.
Neither product is authorized for sale in this country but Health Canada says they may have been purchased by Canadians travelling abroad.
The lactation stimulant is a product called Galactogil, made by Iprad Group of Paris; the bacteria it contains can cause a variety of adverse effects, such as pneumonia and blood poisoning.
The sexual dysfunction product is called Santi Bovine Penis Erecting Capsule and its manufacturer is unknown.
But the product has been found to contain sildenafil, which is used in several prescription sexual dysfunction drugs. Unsupervised use of sildenafil by patients with heart disease can lead to serious cardiovascular side-effects such as sudden cardiac death, heart attack, stroke, hypertension, chest pain and abnormal heartbeat.
Other side-effects associated with the drug's use include temporary vision loss, seizure, prolonged erection, headache, flushing, nasal congestion and abdominal pain. It should not be used by individuals taking any type of nitrate drug such as nitroglycerin due to the risk of developing potentially life-threatening low blood pressure.
Your humble author;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
Labels: canadian beer, Diego Palacios, galactogil, humor, Jorge Camacho, pam anderson, reforma, Sandra Palacios, satire, sexual dysfuntion
posted by Allan W Janssen | 8:50 a.m.
1 Comments:
I loved your title! After watching something on the news the other day, I found myself saying the exact same thing.
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