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Middle aged heterosexual, WASP male. Semi retired, semi-sane and semi-serious. And endangered species and I'm not going quietly!!!!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Saturday Morning Confusion!

I'm confused! Here in Ontario we didn't much of a winter until well into the new year and the only really cold month was in February.

Now we are the second week into April (Easter Weekend!) and it's terrible, -8 c (or about 16 Fahrenheit) with snow squalls.

Why couldn't I live in British Columbia? I went to Vancouver for a two week holiday a few years ago and finally came back after two years. Something I have always regretted. (Especially when I talk to my sister in February and she tells me the flowers are already up in B.C.)

But you know how it is, life's vagaries sometimes prevent you from doing what you want..... so I'm still not living there.


As for all you people who live somewhere warm, I hate you!!..... Well, O.K. I don't really hate you. Let's just say I'm rather cool towards you at the moment!

Your "I ain't no brass monkey" scribe;
Allan W Janssen


THIS? JUST SOMETHING I SLAPPED TOGETHER ONE WEEKEND!







I don't really know whose house this is, but he's got a lot of abmition. Looks like it could even be some sort of resort!

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Friday, April 06, 2007

Free Book!

I want to promote my book a little so I am happy to give a PDF copy to the first 50 people that send me an e-mail requesting one.

If you're wondering what it's about: God-101 presents an insight into
the history of religion from the earliest Animism to how the teachings of "Jesus" were overlaid with Greek philosophy, Pagan beliefs and Pauline thought to become the sayings of 'The Christ' and form the basis of our modern Bible.

God-101 also gives an analysis of how the priesthood and priestcraft has corrupted Christianity and the other major religions.

It shows how “religious dogma” has led to the polarization of different sects within the same religion,(Catholic/Protestant – Shiite/Sunni) and how religious strife affects society as a whole, including the upcoming world – wide - clash between Christianity and Islam!

E-mail me at allanjanssen@rogers.com or www.God-101.com

If you would like a paperback or hardcover version, it is available for a nominal fee at Amazon.com; "The Plain Truth About God-101"

<-- <--FREE BOOK ALSO AVAILABLE ON THIS SIDE!


Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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Sunday, April 01, 2007

Sunday Morning Funnies.

A WOMAN'S POEM.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks!
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back, and begs to do more!
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
knows what to answer to "how big is my behind!"
I pray that this man will love to no end,
and always be my very best friend!

A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with hugh boobs.
Who owns a liquor store, and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit!!!

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