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Saturday, August 18, 2007

Holy Bible.


Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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Saturday Morning Confusion.

Wipeee, I'm rich!
It's four O'clock in the morning and I'm drunk. I don't think you can get more confused than that!!! The worst part is that I have to make all these decisions about what I am going to do with my new found wealth.

Not only did I win a lottery overnight, but I had an unusual amount of letters telling me I have inherited vast amounts of money from people I don't know.

I guess one of the reasons I am confused is that this letter is the best I have seen in a long time and I am almost inclined to believe it.

Please......... read the letter and tell me what I should do.

I am Frank Zorkrah
in Cote D'Ivoire;

Dear Beloved,
I am writing you this letter with due respect and heart full of tears , it is true that we have not seen face to face but i believe that a day begins a journey in human life.

I really need your help, and with assurance that you will help me to transfer this money.

I am the only Son of late Mr and Mrs Zorkrah . My father was a Gold Trader in Monrovia the Capital of republic of Liberia in West Africa ,I want to let you know Sudden death of my father about some months ago, my father was poisoned by his business associates which resulted to his death while my mother died as a result of political crises.

Before the death of my father on March 2007 in a hospital here in cote d'ivoire, he told me that he has the sum of (Four Million u.s dollars ) which he deposited in a bank here in Cote D'ivoire.

He made this money from the sales of Gold. He told me to go and open his file and take the documents of this money and keep it safely for the transfer of the money, He told me that there was an agreement between him and the bank which stated that this money will be transferred to his offshore account for investment but unfortunately he did not open the offshore account due to his sudden illness, therefore he instructed me to look for a foreign partner who will help me transfer this money out of republic of Cote Divoire and invest it for me, My purpose to transfer this money is to come to your country and continue my education and you will invest this money in your business or you look for a good business and put the money because i dont know much on the best area to invest the money, as am still a small boy, as soon as the bank transfer the money to you, i will come to your country and settle my life over there because i have no body here again, my parents are dead including my only sister who was shut died by gun men during the war in my country. i want to trust you. and i hope i can live in peace in your country?

Please tell me how much percentage you will take from the total money as your comission of helping me, but you have to assure me that you will not block me out of the money when the bank transfer the money to you , i can assure you there is No regrate in helping me, this money is my inheritance from my late father, and everything is legal.

I Hope to hear from you,

Frank Zorkrah


(If I'm not able to do this today, will somebody please help this poor man!)


Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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Friday, August 17, 2007

Niagara Falls!

Through the miracle of quantum photography this is a picture of the American and Horseshoe Falls 500 YEARS from now! Is there something not quite right about this picture?If you look carefully, there are no buildings in this photograph.

I don't know what that means...........but it can't be good!

Your humble scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Waco still Wacko!

Bill Nye, the harmless children's edu-tainer known as "The Science Guy," managed to offend a select group of adults in Waco, Texas at a presentation, when he suggested that the moon does not emit light, but instead reflects the light of the sun.

As even most elementary-school graduates know, the moon reflects the light of the sun but produces no light of its own, but don't tell that to the good people of Waco, who were "visibly angered by what some perceived as blasphemy," according to the Waco Tribune.

Nye was in town to participate in McLennan Community College's Distinguished Lecture Series. He gave two lectures on such unfunny and adult topics as global warming, Mars exploration, and energy consumption.

But nothing got people as riled as when he brought up Genesis 1:16, which reads: "God made two great lights -- the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars."

The lesser light, (the moon) he pointed out, is not a light at all, but only a reflector of sunlight.

At this point, several people in the audience stormed out in fury. One woman yelled "We believe in God!" and left with three children, thus ensuring that people across America would read about the incident and conclude that Waco is as nutty as they'd always suspected.

This story originally appeared in the Waco Tribune, but the newspaper has mysteriously pulled its story from the online version, presumably to avoid further embarassment.

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

(This blog is about stuff, and I have to put stuff like this in it because.... if I didn't see it in print right before my eyes I wouldn't believe that people can be that fucking stupid!)

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Turn the other cheek? Nah! Kill them!

I keep saying that any religion is suspect because it is heavily influenced in it's application by those that practice it. Here is the latest example!

Wiley S. Drake, a Buena Park pastor and a former national leader of the Southern Baptist Convention, called on his followers to pray for the deaths of two leaders of Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

The request was in response to the liberal group’s urging the IRS on Tuesday to investigate Drake’s church’s nonprofit status because Drake endorsed former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee for president on church letterhead and during a church-affiliated Internet radio show.

Drake said Wednesday he was “simply doing what God told me to do” by targeting Americans United officials Joe Conn and Jeremy Leaming, whom he calls the “enemies of God.”

Conn said he was “startled” at Drake’s reaction to the complaint against Drake’s First Southern Baptist Church of Buena Park.

“We expected him to try to defend his actions,” Conn said.

“Instead he goes on spiritual blitzkrieg against us, praying for our destruction. He completely glossed over the fact that his actions are clearly a violation of federal tax law.”
Drake is a long-time Orange County evangelical preacher who frequently captures the spotlight

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

A.D.H.D.


Back when I was a kid nobody knew what the hell attention deficit, hyperactivity disorder was all about. They just just just said I was hard to control.

What they actually said was that I was "BAD!" (This was in the early sixties.)

Unfortunately, now it is being used as an excuse for all sort of outrageous behaviour!

Allan

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Death threat? Or just bad gammer!

There is always the problem of someone disagreeing with something or other and this problem will never go away. After all I do say that on this blog that we will piss off everyone sooner or later!

The only trouble is being able to tell who is venting a serious and well thought out objection....... and who is a person who can't express themselves as well as they would like......... and who is just plain fucking nuts!

(Now I realize that a few of my attempts at humor have bombed but I don't think this is what he is referring too!)

I will let you read this post from last September and the reply I got today and if you have any comments please leave them!
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Heaven help us!

Is there any one world religion that can truthfully document its origins ?

The early Christian gospels are not historical biographies of Jesus. They were written in a way that appeals to historical truth, but are not history in any actual sense. The Gospels were written between 40 to 200 years after the fact, and then drastically altered during the “Council of Nicea.”

In Islam, there is no actual copy of the Koran. The earliest written record of the Koran was mentioned in a biography of Mohammed by Ibn Ishaq who wrote about 100 years after the death of the Prophet. We don't have an actual copy of that either, just a later reference to it!

Hinduism does not have any one founder, or any single doctrine.

Buddhism is a religion that would be much closer in spirit to the views of an agnostic or atheist.

Where did the book of Mormon come from? Joseph Smith said he translated it from old manuscripts, but all we have are HIS papers.

The only “Religion” documented is “Scientology.” We have all the original bullshit and still some people can’t believe it’s a vast con game!

Heaven (?) help us!

Posted by Allan

1 comments:
Tired of Bunk said...
IF you really have "all the original" materials by Ron Hubbard then you had better kept them in good order and make sure no "improvements" appear.

IF you don't like ("cant' get") the author, then you had better be bombed due to other misunderstandings than on this one.
Who exactly the asses are can be debatable : is it some relatively ignorant "believer" into this or that (some of the old-time religions you mention) or is it some relatively well-informed people (which you have the presumption enough to pretend) who would play on 'the masses'.

What God has to do with this all has usually been moot and presumably there is little to argue about on just such a consideration.

Since I am not planning to visit your site again (unless by some chance "find" via Google or the like), I am neither expanding on these topic nor offering more 'discussion'. May I be forgiven, on this count, my not being specific on anything connected with my own person.

God's Hand!
Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:54:00 PM


(On a side note here, I do not want to imply that it was a Muslim who sent me that comment. I rather think that it was a fundamentalist Christian. The reason I used that cartoon of Muhammed with a bomb on his head was because it caused all that trouble with Islamists a while back and the whole thing was handled wrong. As soon as they started bitching, EVERY newspaper in the Western world should have run a copy of it to show that we can't be blackmailed and threatend by ANY religious group!)

Your humble scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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ELVIS NEVER DIED!!!!

Thirty years after the reported death of Elvis Presley your fearless reporter has uncovered evidence that Elvis never really died back in 1977.

It seems it was all false publicity to get Elvis out of the spotlight for a while and give him a chance to rest. Then when he started to make more money "dead" than when he was alive they had to keep him permanently under wraps, so to speak!

Yes bunky, all those Elvis sightings were not someone's imagination after all. Elvis was seen here, there and everywhere across America but since everyone thought he was dead all the sightings were discounted as hoaxes.

Even though he was out of the public spotlight Elvis's health continued to deteriorate due to a bad diet and drug use and he actually did come close to death in the early eighties as this file photo shows!


After an "Intervention" by his freinds and family he regained his health and started living a simple life as a busker in New Orleans where he stayed for about twenty years until returning to Memphis.

Elvis mostly hid out in the back wing of Graceland and secretly watched the tourists as they filed through. He rarely ventured out unless in disguise.

When he did go out his favorite trips were to Disneyland and Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch where he sometimes worked as a roustabout.

He also did an occasional busker job in the south end of Memphis!

Here Elvis is shown in a photo taken on his 72'nd birthday last January 8th.

A small party was held for him at the playboy mansion with an "invitation only" crowd in attendance.


Your "hush, hush and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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SLINKY!


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Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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Man's Bra

>(I don't know what it is about this picture, but every time I look at it, I get sort of excited!)

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Benny, Benny! You're in deep doo-doo!

If there were such a thing as a literal HELL, then Benny Hinn would be first in line to gain entrance.

Not because of what he has done personally, but rather because of what he has done to other people over the years.

You see, Benny is a prophet and messenger of false hope.

Benny is one the most popular and revered televangelists in the world and has a fanatical following that numbers in the millions.

He has consistently led these people astray with false hope that he could heal their maladies and has even claimed that one person was raised from the dead during one of his ministries.

To give you a background on this charlatan here is a brief biography of Benny courtesy of Wikipedia.

Benny Hinn was born in Tel Aviv, Israel, to a Greek father and an Armenian mother. He was raised as a Toronto boy within the Greek Orthodox Church, and attended Georges Vanier Secondary School where he was known as Teufik Hinn.

He has written that on December 21, 1973, he traveled by charter bus from Toronto to Pittsburgh to attend a "miracle service" conducted by evangelist Kathryn Kuhlman.

Although he never met her personally, he often attended her “healing services” and has often cited her as an early influence in his life.

Always more interested in religion than anything else he founded the Orlando Christian Center in 1983. During its heyday the church averaged over 10,000 in attendance.

In 1999, he handed the church (by the time renamed to the World Outreach Center) to Clint Brown and moved to Grapevine, Texas, a suburb of Fort Worth, while maintaining the legal entity “World Outreach Center Benny Hinn Ministries”.

His former church was renamed Faith World Church under the Pastoring of Clint Brown, author of 250 praise songs and 14 albums, who merged his Orlando church with Hinn's.

Benny Hinn is well known for his flamboyant, highly theatrical and often controversial style of ministry, at which members of the congregation and the choir are frequently "slain in the Spirit" en masse, and purported heeling's of medical conditions, whether Lou Gehrig's disease, AIDS, arthritis or cancer, are televised from the stage.

He hosts a thirty-minute show, This Is Your Day, on various Christian television networks, including Trinity Broadcasting Network, Daystar Television Network, Revelation TV, The Christian Channel, Vision TV, INSP Networks, and The God Channel.

He also organizes regular "Miracle Crusades" – revival meeting/faith healing summits that are usually held in large stadiums in major cities.

His teaching is similar in many respects to the Word of Faith doctrine, with a particular emphasis on healing.

In March 2005, Ministry Watch, an independent evangelical organization which reviews Christian ministries for financial transparency and efficiency and advises potential donors accordingly, issued a Donor Alert stating that "the reported exorbitant spending of the Hinn family reveals that BHM has far more money than it needs to carry out its ministry."

It is advising Christians to "prayerfully consider withholding contributions to Benny Hinn" while praying for his restoration and repentance.

(Hinn lives in an ocean-front mansion valued at an estimated $10 million in an exclusive gated community in Dana Point, California, travels by private aircraft, and stays in hotel rooms costing upwards of $3,000 per night. In December 2006, he sent out a mailing asking for donations towards a new Gulfstream G4SP jet valued at an estimated $36 million.)

Starting in June of 2007, at the end of his This is Your Day program, Hinn stated he is behind in his bills to TBN and said he needs "your love gifts" so he can become current and continue to preach the gospel around the world.

Hinn stated the cost of his worldwide crusades and the increased price of everything else has left him financially behind in his bills.

Just so you know, this ministry is currently receiving a "F" rating in financial transparency from Ministry Watch.

Now, back to the reason Benny Boy is going to hell!

Is it the money.............. NOOOOOO! Money is just money, and can be replaced.

Benny is going to HELL because he is giving false hope to millions and also preventing them from receiving proper medical care for their ailments.

All this because they are under the deluded belief that they have been cured.

During a CBC documentary last night they showed how people who were REALLY sick, (i.e. in wheels chairs and crutches) were prevented from going up on the stage and only people who had no visible signs of illness were allowed to attend and be "healed!"

Benny claimed that anyone who was presented on T.V. was later verified by a doctor as having been healed and it turned out that this was a bold faced LIE!

The reason I brought this whole thing up is because my wife has Lymphoma and is not in the "curable" category, so she had a vested interest in watching this documentary on Benny Hinn to see just what the truth is behind his claims.

She knew going in that he was a fake, but the real crime committed here is that at the end of the program she wasn't even sure anymore that such things a "miracles" ever really happen!

Benny took away her hope to a certain degree, and for that I will never forgive him!

Almost makes me wish that there was such a thing as hell because there are some people who definitely belong there!

Your "pissed" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Buffalo's Path

He might be living on the Canadian prairies, but Buffalo is still an American boy at heart!

BUFFALO'S COLLECTION OF AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS!

"If you don't read the newspaper
you are uninformed, if you do
read the newspaper you are
misinformed."

Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain


I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill





A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-George Bernard Shaw






A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-G Gordon Liddy



Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)



Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University


Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian


Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)






Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)


I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers



If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke


In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)



No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866 )


Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown



The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan


The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill





The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain


The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)







There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)




A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson




Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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Courses for Men and Women

Courses for Men and Women

Courses for Women; Taught by men, for women.

101 -Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102 -Doing Housework Without Complaining
103 -Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104 -Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105 -Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106 -Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107 -Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108 -How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109 -Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?" -->
110 -Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111 -The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
112 -Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113 -"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114 -How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115 -The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116 -Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
117 -Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable
118 -You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
119 -Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
120 -Makeup: The Less is More Theory
121 -Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
122 -Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
123 -Vacations: Doing Without 8 Suitcases ---->
124 -Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
125 -Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours


Courses for Men; Taught by women, for men.

101 -Combating Stupidity
102 -You Too Can Do Housework
103 -P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104 -How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
105 -We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money
106 -Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk at 4 AM
107 -Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")
108 -Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception
109 -Get a Life – Learn How To Cook --->
110 -How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
111 -Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
112 -Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113 -You – The Weaker Sex
114 -Reasons To Give Flowers
115 -How To Stay Awake After
116 -How To Take Illness Like a Man
117 -Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
118 -You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
119 -The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
120 -How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121 -How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122 -The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
123 -Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes --->
124 -How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125 -You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126 -Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
127 -Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
128 -The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129 -Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
130 -Real Men Ask For Directions
131 -Why It Is unacceptable To relieve Yourself anywhere but the Bathroom
132 -The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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Dear Dr. Ruth.


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Extra, Extra........ read all about it!


The year, 1954, and the Rand Corporation predicts what the average home computer will look like in fifty years! (That's 2004 kids! And what the hell is with the steering wheel!!!!)

Your "hush, hush, and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Pick Your Poison!


Shop around kids, we must have somethings you would like to do amongst this selection!

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The top 100 reasons it's great to be a woman!

1.We can get laid anytime we want
2.We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
3.We piss sitting down in case we pass out on the toilet when we're drunk -->
4.We get out of speeding tickets by crying
5.We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
6.We always sleep in the bed when we fight, you guys get the couch
7.We get to shop at Victoria's Secret -->
8.We can marry rich and then not have to work
9.We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
10.themWe always have food in the fridge
11.Men light our cigarettes for us
12.Men hold the door open for us ----->
13.We never have to pay when we go out on dates
14.We're cuter
15.We lie better
16.We're better manipulators
17.We can sleep our way to the top of the class
18.Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them
19.We don't worry about losing our hair
20.We always get to choose the movie
21.We dont have to mow the lawn ---->
22.We dont have to take out the garbage
23.We dont have to constantly adjust our genitals
24.PMS- yet another excuse to bitch at men
25.Cosmopolitan
26.We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole
27.Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold
28.Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever
29.PMS is a legal defense for murder
30.We can masturbate more in a day than men
31.2 words- multi orgasmic
32.We dont have to paint the house or walls ---->
33.Sweat is sexy on us
34.We never run out of excuses
35.Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too
36.We get expensive jewelery as gifts that we NEVER have to give back
37.You guys think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often
38.We get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time cuz men fuck up so often
39.We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
40.Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didnt know)
41.Women are cleaner
42.We're better arguers
43.We dont always have to think with our genitals
44.Massage!!!!
45.We're better parents --->
46.We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night
47.There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men
48.Most women actually look good in short shorts- men DONT
49.When women get pissed we take it out on the world in general because we can
50.Menopause- thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50
51.Menstruation- just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex
52.We just go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy clean-up
53.There is no penis envy
54.Men in uniform
55.It generally takes us less to get drunk -->
56.We have a higher tolerance to pain
57.We often get to cut in line
58.Better tips
59.We're flexible
60.Women who dont wear underwear are sexy and wild, when men do it, its disgusting
61.We don't embarass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public
62.Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting
63.We can connive men into writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want
64.We dont have excessive amounts of body hair
65.We dont spend 45 minutes on the toilet -->
66.Men will pay us for sex
67.Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesnt make us sterile
68.We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return
69.Woman sweat less
70.Women smell better
71.We can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want
72.Men walk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us
73.We don't have to waste money on cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all
74.Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats
75.Women don't get the humor in the three stooges
76.We're better shoppers ---->
77.We don't get embarassed when buying tampons
78.Women have three accessible holes
79.We have better fashion sense
80.We're better gossips
81.Our friends dont pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone
82.We dont have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man -->
83.Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)
84.We're all sittin on a gold mine- we know it and use it to our advantage
85.We dont have to drive when on a date
86.Women know how fake it
87.Women can use "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line
88.An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night
89.Women look better naked ------------------------------>
90.We know that rhythm doesnt only pertain to dancing
91.Women never have to see combat
92.Women do less time for violent crime
93.Women dont have to worry about not being able to get it up
94.Women are sexier
95.Women's conversations consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye"
96.Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood
97.When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short
98.The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
99.An ugly woman can use makeup to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly 100.We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

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