One Hung Low!
My penis is slightly shorter than average but this hasn't really bothered me since I seemed to perform more than adequately.
However, those advertisements to increase your penis size finally got to me and I thought I would try one out.
When the stuff came I was anxious to give it a try and I have to confess that my thinking was, that if a little was good, then a lot would be so much better.
With this in mind I proceeded to lavish the cream with great gusto and used up the whole tube in one shot.
Not knowing what to expect I went to bed and thought the whole thing had been a failure until I woke up this morning and discovered that I had been far too generous with the medication.
Today I am sitting here with an 18 inch penis that is so large and heavy that the only thing it will do is hang straight down like a third leg.
It is totally useless for anything because of its size and I can only hope that the medication wears off to some extent over time or I might be celibate for the rest of my life.
Let this be a lesson to you that sometimes you can get too much of a good thing! Or the Chinese saying "be careful of what you wish for!"
Your "older now, but wiser" scribe;
Allan W Janssen