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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Columbine

As you are well aware, if you read this blog with any regularity, one of the main reasons I started it was so that I could rant and rave about the stupid, asinine stuff that goes on in this world!

This is one of those situations that raises the bar a few notches!

(Or should that be "lowers the bar!")

Even the religious nuts can be excused because they're being misled and just don't know any better. Or at least they don't want to know! But, what sort of a perverted, twisted, sick piece of shit would design and market a video game that lets you be one of the Columbine High School Shooters and hunt students in the halls and cafeteria of a High School?

I keep saying the world is going to hell in a hand basket and this partly explains why teenagers are the way they are!
(Now, I know that most of them don't go around shooting people, but, anyone that promotes stuff like this should be put in jail!)

I just wish I knew who it was that thought up this game so I could post their names and addresses here and then we could all send them nice letters!

Your "amazed" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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Friday, January 12, 2007

"Good Night"

It was one of those late night conversations that makes you wonder?

After reading for about an hour the "missus herself" and I turned out the lights and were preparing for sleep when her voice came out of the dark! "Do you remember a long time ago when toilet paper came in all sorts of pastel shades"

"Yea, sort of." I replied.

"Well how come now, the only kind you can get is white? Does it have something to do with the fact that the dye causes cancer" she asked?

With no obvious answer, and not wanting to get into a long discussion on cancer of the ass, I tried to change the subject.

"That's nothing, remember about thirty years ago when margarine had to be that sickly shade of white because the dairy industry didn't want it confused with butter!" I replied.

"Yea, sort of." She said.

"Well they are so far behind the times in Quebec that they still have that awful shade of white margarine and the dairy industry there just defeated another attempt to have margarine colored yellow like butter." I pronounced!

"Well that doesn't make any sense to me!" My wife said. "I don't know why butter is yellow to begin with since the milk it is made from is white!"

Now this I really didn't have an answer for and rather than see where the conversation was going next, I pretended I had fallen asleep!

Your humble servant
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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"Death to America"

Here is a short clip from the Al Jazeera network.
Loved it, so will you!


Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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What it means to be Canadian!

This is a good read - funny how it took someone from England to put it into words....... A Sunday Telegraph article that I ran across;

From today's UK wires: Salute to a brave and modest nation!
Kevin Myers, The Sunday Telegraph:

LONDON - Until the deaths last week of four Canadian soldiers accidentally killed by a U.S. warplane in Afghanistan, probably almost no one outside their home country had been aware that Canadian troops were deployed in the region.

As always, Canada will now bury its dead. The rest of the world as always will forget its sacrifice, just as it always forgets nearly everything Canada ever does.

It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored.

Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance.

A fire breaks out, she risks life and limb to rescue her fellow dance-goers, and suffers serious injuries. But when the hall is repaired and the dancing resumes, there is Canada, the wallflower still, while those she once helped glamorously cavort across the floor, blithely neglecting her yet again.

Canada pays that price for sharing the North American continent with the United States, and for being a selfless friend of Britain in two global conflicts.

For much of the 20th century, Canada was torn in two different directions: It seemed to be a part of the old world, yet had an address in the new one, and that divided identity ensured that it never fully got the gratitude it deserved.

Yet its purely voluntary contribution to the cause of freedom in two world wars was perhaps the greatest of any democracy.

Almost 10% of Canada's entire population of seven million people served in the armed forces during the First World War, and nearly 60,000 died.

The great Allied victories of 1918 were spearheaded by Canadian troops, perhaps the most capable soldiers in the entire British order of battle.

Canada was repaid for its enormous sacrifice by downright neglect, its unique contribution to victory being absorbed into the popular Memory as somehow or other the work of the”British."

The Second World War provided a re-run. The Canadian navy began the war with a half dozen vessels, and ended up policing nearly half of the Atlantic against U-boat attack.

More than 120 Canadian warships participated in the Normandy landings, during which 15,000 Canadian soldiers went ashore on D-Day alone. Canada finished the war with the third-largest navy and the fourth-largest air force in the world.

The world thanked Canada with the same sublime indifference as it had the previous time.

Canadian participation in the war was acknowledged in film only if it was necessary to give an American actor a part in a campaign in which the United States had clearly not participated - a touching scrupulousness which, of course, Hollywood has since abandoned, as it has any notion of a separate Canadian identity.

So it is a general rule that actors and filmmakers arriving in Hollywood keep their nationality - unless, that is, they are Canadian. Thus Mary Pickford, Walter Huston, Donald Sutherland, Michael J. Fox, William Shatner, Norman Jewison, David Cronenberg, Alex Trebek, Art Linkletter and Dan Aykroyd have in the popular perception become American, and Christopher Plummer, British.

It is as if, in the very act of becoming famous, a Canadian ceases to be Canadian, unless she is Margaret Atwood, who is as unshakably Canadian as a moose, or Celine Dion, for whom Canada has proved quite unable to find any takers.

Moreover, Canada is every bit as querulously alert to the achievements of its sons and daughters as the rest of the world is completely unaware of them. The Canadians proudly say of themselves - and are unheard by anyone else - that 1% of the world's population has provided 10% of the world's peacekeeping forces.

Canadian soldiers in the past half century have been the greatest peacekeepers on Earth - in 39 missions on UN mandates, and six on non-UN peacekeeping duties, from Vietnam to East Timor, from Sinai to Bosnia.

So who today in the United States knows about the stoic and selfless friendship its northern neighbour has given it in Afghanistan? Rather like Cyrano de Bergerac, Canada repeatedly does honourable things for honourable motives, but instead of being thanked for it, it remains something of a figure of fun.

It is the Canadian way, for which Canadians should be proud.

Please pass it on or print it and give it to any of your friends or relatives who served in the Canadian Forces.

It is a wonderful tribute to those who choose to serve their country, and the world, in our own quiet Canadian way.


Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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Going Dancing on a Friday Night!


(The one on the left with the glasses is the girl's chaperone! Make sure you tell her date so he doesn't hit on the old broad by mistake!)

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Now you see him. Now you don't!

I don't know why I have this fascination with octopusiesessiisses, (What the hell is plural for octopus!) unless it's that they are so damned strange!

As I said in a previous blog, they are at least as unusual as any Alien we could ever dream up in our worst nightmare!

This has got to be one of the most amazing examples of camouflage that I have ever seen from any creature on this planet!

Your "astounded" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Allan's One and Only Recipe!

This is not such a personal blog that you will normaly get recipes here. (Thank God!) But I will make this one exception!

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing, imagine that!

When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me who are just not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not yet dried out!

Give this a try;

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN (For Turkey, increase the stuffing)
-6-7 lb. chicken
-1 cup melted butter
-1 cup Stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
-1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT)
-Salt & pepper to taste.
-Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter,
-Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in Baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the poppin sounds.
-When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done!

AND YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T COOK!

Your "chef's surpise" scribe;


Allan W Janssen

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Fools "Rush" In

I was driving from London to Sarnia this afternoon and I tuned in to Rush Limburger on WJR Detroit.(The Great Voice of the Great Lakes)

Now I don't necessarily agree or disagree with Rush but I do find him entertaining and today, as usual, he didn't disappoint!

As I said before, I am neither a Liberal nor Conservative since my views seem to be all over the map. (That means I go with what makes SENSE!) I did however, get a chuckle from Rush today because he was commenting on Bush's "Surge" program to put more troops into Iraq.

I knew something was up when he sent that second Aircraft Carrier Battle Group into the Middle-East, (See "Bush is up to something!") and Rush had his usual pontifications on why that happened.

His explanation was that "Bush wanted the extra troops to achieve a decisive victory over the terrorists" at which point I almost choked and drove off the road.

Talk about beating a dead horse! How can the Re publican's even think of trying to bring up terrorists when everyone in the world knows that the situation in Iraq is a civil war being fought on religious and political lines and really doesn't have much to do with the United States or terrorism!

We all know what it's about. We know why the U. S. is still in Iraq;
IT'S ABOUT THE OIL, STUPID!
(See "Now you know the "real" rest of the story!")

If it wasn't for the oil, America would have bailed a long time ago and let those crazy Arabs sort it out themselves!

I know Rush is a pretty smart guy but why does he always take us for idiots???

Your "Capitol" Scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Weird Dream!

I don't normally remember dreams at all, but last night was an exception. Dreamt that my pants were too big and kept falling down around my ankles when I walked!

Can someone please tell me what the hell this means!

Your "perplexed" Scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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"Just A Cruisin" on a Wednesday Afternoon!

(Some of our Scottish progeny, check out the guy third from right)

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This is the Law in an Islamic State!

A former Canadian beauty queen on a campaign to help a jailed Iranian teenager is awaiting the verdict of a new trial that could save the girl from a death sentence.

Nazanin Afshin-Jam, former Miss World Canada, is urging everyone to lobby the Iranian government until a written verdict in Nazanin Fatehi's retrial is delivered in a few days.

So far she has collected over 300,000 signatures asking for clemency for the girl.

Yours should be included!

An Iranian court sentenced Fatehi to death by hanging a year ago. She had confessed to stabbing to death one of three men who tried to rape her and her 16-year-old niece in a park near Tehran. She was 17 at the time.

"Urgent action is needed to help save a young life whose only crime was an attempt to defend herself," the petition reads. "Nazanin and many like her are caught between two undesirable options.

"On one hand, [the] Iranian Penal Code severely limits the possibility of using 'self-defence' as a legitimate defence to aggression. On the other hand, if Nazanin had allowed the rape to take place, she could still be imprisoned, flogged or stoned for having sex outside of marriage unless four male witnesses to the actual rape would testify on her behalf."

On top of all that misogynist bullshit, Amnesty International says there have been 18 executions of child offenders in Iran since 1990.

Your "litigious" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Petition to free or at least lessen the sentence of the girl!

Petition

Website for further information! shahrgan

(NOTE: As of January 16th the death sentence has been suspended, but she still has to come up with $30,000.00 dollars in "blood money" before she can get a "pardon!" This is to compensate the family for the death of the man that tried to rape her. It just seems like a female can't catch a break no matter what in these Arab countries!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Ayn Rand Regrets

One of the great things about Canada is that is often referred to as America "with health care" and "without guns!" We pride ourselves on our social programs and are actualy looked upon with envy by many people "south of the border!"

The reason I am writing that is because when I first heard of the Ayn Rand Institute I thought they were a reasoned and logical organization that had a lot of good ideas and while I still agree with a lot of their philosophy, every once in a while they come out with some stuff that absolutely floors me. Such as this piece!

According to Dr. Yaron Brook, president of the Ayn Rand Institute, "Gov. Schwarzenegger's universal health care plan is a moral travesty, and must be rejected."

"The governor's plan is immoral," said Dr. Brook, "because it is based on the premise that the needs or desires of some people give them a claim on the lives and property of others. This vicious double standard turns the providers--doctors, hospitals, businesses--into the serfs of those deemed to be in need."

"There is no right to health coverage. The governor's scheme, like other socialist healthcare schemes, requires wielding government force to violate the rights of untold individuals."

Right wing is OK up to a point but these guys are really out there!

By the way Ayn Rand has a copyrite on those quotes but they said it could be used for non-commercial or educational purposes and that's what this blog is allright, non-commercial and educational!

In other words I'm sure not doing this for the money!


Your scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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Indian Giver!

The conversation would have gone something like this!

"O.K., here's what we came up with and............. Running Bear, put the buffalo wings down, you'll eat later!"

"This whole "cheap smokes" thing is getting stale, plus a lot of people are quitting so we have to come up with a new scam!" "Yea, yea, the Casinos are doing O.K. but diversification is the key my friends."

"What we are going to do is take a long look at every treaty we ever signed with the Federal Government. That's any agreement we made and any dispute that is on-going right now!"

"Then, and this is the good part, it doesn't matter if the treaty is fifty, a hundred or two hundred years old, we march in and occupy the land."

"No, really, just walk in with a bunch of the squaws and kids and set up camp! Maybe start a few fires, you know!"












"Well, yea, we need the women and kids there as a buffer in case the situation takes a turn. Know what I mean!"

"Then, once we have a base of operations, we put up roadblocks and shut down any businesses or construction going on at the site! Yea, just like we are on strike only it's the Federal government we are protesting against"

"Now, here come the kicker..... once we have enough publicity we will be in a position to extort, er, I mean demand, a re-negotiation of whatever it is we are protesting on that location."

"I tell you it's foolproof. We can sign our own ticket!!!"

"THE COPS? Piss on the cops man, they don't do squat. I don't know if they have orders from higher-up or they think we have more guns, but they don't do shit!"

"NO, really, at most they will put the run to the white guys so that there's no trouble."
"We, meanwhile, have almost a blank cheque to do what we want."

"Yea, really White Cloud, would I lie to you about this!"
"It's a piece of cake!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This fictional scene has been repeated in one form or another many, many times and so far the Canadian Federal Government has been held hostage for hundreds of millions of YOUR tax dollars.
(That's a number followed by eight zero's!)

Your "bewildered" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Go to Hell! No, Really......... Go to Hell!

No matter how much I think about it, this really says it all! Although it's nice to see a man-of-the-cloth who doesn't take any shit!

OR THIS!

I've been saying that for years!

(With thanks for Austin Atheist for these two;) Austin Atheist

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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What?

Jesus Christ, I don't remember applying for a loan, especially since I just scammed 10 million bucks from that nice guy in Nigeria!!!

Your "perplexed" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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How do you do, too!

Women bow to a 65-foot-high bronze statue of Kim Il Sung, his arm extended to rally the masses, that "graces" downtown Pyongyang.

Bowing to images or statues of Kim Il Sung or his son, Kim Jong Il, reportedly often marks the start and end of each day in North Korea.

A bow and a bouquet of flowers for the Eternal Great Leader is an obligatory part of any foreigner's tour of Pyongyang as well. A respectful distance is de-rigueur as well. After all, the gaurds have machineguns!

(Wasn't it nice of Kim Jong-Il to send us a Christmas card Dec. 23rd!)

Kim's Christmas Card

Your "humble" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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With Six You Get Egg Roll!

A short note about a woman in British Columbia who gave birth to sextuplets on the weekend. First of all, unfortunately, the chances of them all surviving aren't that good!

Second, a minor thing, one kid was born on Saturday and the rest on Sunday! He will always have a different birthday.

Now, the main part. These people are Jehovah's Witnesses and even though they would rather die than accept a blood transfusion, they seem to have no qualms about taking fertility drugs and any other modern medical procedures!

Hope none of those preemies needs a transfusion during their long hospital stay! (Oh well, whatever happens will be God's will!)

People are weird, eh?

Your "on the spot" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Now You Know the "Real" Rest of the Story!

Want to know what the war in Iraq was really about?

CBC News - Iraq to give Western companies control of oil, says report: The Iraqi government plans to introduce a law that will give control of the country's huge oil reserves to Western oil companies, a British newspaper says.

The government is drafting a law based on "production-sharing agreements (PSAs)," which will give major companies rights on Iraq's oil for up to 30 years, the Independent on Sunday reported.

Iraq has the second largest oil reserves in the world, the U.S. government says and Nabil al-Jurani/Associated Press said it had been given a copy of the draft law from last July, and the draft has not been changed significantly since then.



Critics say the agreements will be bad news for Iraq because they guarantee profits to the companies while giving little to the country. With 112 billion barrels, Iraq has the second largest reserves in the world, the U.S. government says.




Platform, a London-based pressure group that seeks to minimize the impact of oil companies, says on its website that Iraq endorsed production-sharing agreements last fall, just as Russia sought to undo a similar deal it signed in the period of turmoil after the Communist regime collapsed.

Russia has realized it signed a bad deal to develop a gas project, which allocated the risk to the government and the profit to the private sector, Platform said, citing published Russian reports.

"Russia realized the mistakes it made by signing PSA contracts only when it was too late. It remains to be seen whether Iraq follows the same course," the group said in October.

Platform's Greg Muttitt said the U.S. government, international oil companies and the International Monetary Fund had been asked to comment on the draft Iraqi legislation, but many members of the Iraqi parliament have not seen it.

The Independent said Iraq may adopt PSA contracts because it is in a weak bargaining position.

The legislation, if passed as in the draft the Independent was given, would stoke claims that the U.S.-led attack on Iraq was motivated by oil. The U.S. has denied that.

For example, in 2003, then Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld called the idea "utter nonsense."

Speaking to the Arab TV network Al-Jazeera, he said: "We don't take our forces, and go around the world and try to take other people's real estate or other people's resources, their oil. That's just not what the United States does."
(I have to puke! Allan)

The Independent said signing PSA deals would be a first for a major oil-exporting country. Saudi Arabia and Iran, the two leading exporters, both control their oil industries tightly through state-owned companies.

What really troubles me is that Canada has one of the largest "oil reserves" in the world in the 'Alberta tar sands' and the most fresh water in the world in our lakes.

Please, whatever you do, don't let the U.S. know about this!


Your 'roustabout" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Monday, January 08, 2007

The Curse of Getting Older. (part 2)

An ongoing study at the University of Wisconsin-Madison in which monkeys are being fed an extremely calorie-restricted diet gives preliminary evidence that it slows down aging and age-related diseases!

For decades, scientists have known that a diet of about 30-percent fewer calories than normal extends the lifespan of mice by 10 to 20 percent, reduces their incidence of cancer, and prevents the deterioration of learning and memory in the rodents.

Now scientist are trying to see if such life extensions can be proven in primates and by default, humans!

Researchers at the Wisconsin National Primate Research Center have been studying a group of 76 rhesus monkeys, half of them on calorie restriction and half on a normal diet, for 18 years, to determine whether or not the restricted diet has the same health benefits in primates as it does in other animals.

The study will likely go on for at least another decade, since the monkeys are only now entering old age.

Captive rhesus monkeys usually live to around 25 years old, which is now about the average age of the monkeys in the study. An age of 40 for a rhesus monkey is similar to 120 for a human--the apparent maximum lifespan.

Do Dieting Monkeys (and people) Live Healthier and Longer Lives? Preliminary evidence from one of the largest studies of calorie-restricted diet in primates shows major health benefits. By Katherine Bourzac:

Although there is now strong evidence that caloric restriction prevents diabetes in the primates, it's still too early to assess the diet's effects on their lifespan, according to Richard Weindruch, professor of medicine at the University of Wisconsin, who is heading up the study.

But preliminary evidence suggests that the diet is preventing loss of muscle mass, arthritis, menstrual irregularities, and other signs of aging. "Over the next 10 years, survival differences will come out," predicts Ricki Colman, a scientist on the study.

Even if a diet of 30-percent fewer calories proved to extend healthy human lifespan, however, it's unlikely that most people could be able to stick with it.

To make sure the study is as applicable to humans as possible, the Wisconsin scientists provide the monkeys with human-like health care: diabetic monkeys are given insulin; the animals get dental care; and female monkeys suffering endometriosis--a painful condition of the uterine lining common to humans--may undergo surgery.

Whatever the mechanisms turn out to be, "there's something that happens with that extra reduction of food intake that really affects the aging process," says Joseph Kemnitz, director of the Wisconsin primate research center.

Ultimately, the researchers hope to take what they learn about this process to help people maintain a high quality of life throughout old age!

Copyright Technology Review 2006.


Calorie Resticted Diet?

On the plus side, the healthy looking Rhesus monkey on the left is 25 years old and on a "calorie restricted" diet.

On the negative side, the one on the right is 26 and eats the normal North American diet of french fries, steak, junk food etc.

However, many people find this "calorie restricted" diet to be a trying alternative to just eating smarter and if you are starving and miserable, maybe your not really living longer............
it just seems that way!!

Your "wanna be svelte" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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The Curse of Getting Older! (part 1)

I was combing my hair this morning and noticed again that I was getting thinner and thinner on top!

My wife just happened to be going by so I pointed at the mirror and said!; Look at that bald spot coming out on the top of my head!


Being the kind, gentle soul that she is, her reply was, "don't worry about it Allan, I only look at the whole person, not just part of you!

Well, if she looks at the "whole" person then that's great for me, since there is so much more of me to look at than when we first met!





Your "what do you mean I'm not 39 anymore" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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For Entertainment Purposes Only!

Thought you might like to start Monday morning off with a smile.

Maybe even a chuckle!

This is one of the reasons I don't like mainstream religion - it twists your brain. Remember that old saying from Cheech and Chong;
"I was all fucked-up on drugs until I found Jesus.
-Now I'm all fucked up on Him!"

There is a guy called Terry Watkins who has a web site about Hell!

Although I find it hilarious, unfortunately, Terry is dead serious and is doing his best to save your immortal soul.


To see how religion can send a "short-circuit" through your head just read the piece below.In this article he actualy gives us a quote from someone who was drilling for oil in Russia and instead drilled into HELL! (No, really, - just read this below if you don't believe me!)

"As a communist I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now do believe in hell" said Dr. Azacove.

"Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But, we know what we saw and we know what we heard, and we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of hell!"

Dr. Azacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit."

"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain!"

"At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment, but when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of one person, they were the screams of millions of people"

Click on the link below and hold your breath because Terry just confirms my rule; "Beware of people that use quotes from the Bible to make a point! They can't think for themselves and are dangerous!"
(By the way, Terry gets an "A" for graphics and use of the color red!)

The Truth About Hell!

Your "repentant" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

(P.S. Please don't send me letters telling me how I am going to Hell! That's what I have a "delete" button on the computer for!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Bambi!

It's with great sadness we announce the passing of Bambi yesterday!
(Undated photo of Bambi and Thumper taken some time in the 80's.)
Bambi, that lovable deer from stage and film, meet an untimely end yesterday due to an unfortunate accident as he was re-visiting his childhood home deep in the forest.

Captured here on a cheap camera-phone is a look at the tragic event!

Services are set for the Woodchuck Funeral Home where he was slipped under the door late last night. Visitation will be Monday 6-8.

The Funeral will be held Wednesday afternoon in the glade and will be attended by Thumper, presently retired and living in Florida!

(Donations may be made to the "Hollywood retired actors home!")

Your "inquiring mind" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Sunday Morning Stuff

The Sunday morning paper has such interesting stuff. I just learned that the New Years party Britney Spears was at paid her $400,000(Four Hundred Thousand) to be the hostess for the evening.

So, here we have this blonde ditz(She wore underwear this time) that went to a New Years Party, had a great time, threw up, and then passed out!

For all this she got paid Four Hundred Grand????

Whoever hired her is an idiot!

I could have done that for Ten!



Then we have a French prisoner has confessed to killing his cellmate and then eating part of the man's body, officials said this morning.

Nicolas Cocaigne — who was charged with cannibalism and murder — claimed he stabbed his victim. Thierry Baudry's mutilated body was found this morning by a guard at the prison in the city of Rouen.

Officials immediately gave Cocaigne two "tums" and put him into solitary confinement.

They then issued a press release stating that "Silence of the Lambs" would no longer be shown as Saturday night's movie!

You "just the facts, ma'am" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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