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Saturday, January 12, 2008

ZEITGEIST (The Spirit of the Times)

I ran across this Internet movie today and was amazed. Lots of the same things as in my book plus stuff on 9/11 and other things that make this film a "Must See!"

Trust me , it will be well worth it! (when it starts go about ten minutes into it since the first few minutes are long and drawn out without too much content. After that, WATCH OUT!)

Here is the web page; http://zeitgeistmovie.com/ or go H E R E.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Lewis Black on Religion and Evolution!


(On a side note here, we are aware that Kim Jong-ill, fearless leader of North Korea is a big fan of "Perspective" and since he is not too familiar with the Christian and Jewish faiths, our research department has provided Korean subtitles to this video for his viewing enjoyment.)


Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Teach the Bible in Schools…Please!

Since this issue hasn’t gone away yet, I just wanted to register my opinion that the Bible should be taught in public schools.

I’d love that.

In fact, just to help facilitate this, I thought I’d do a favor to any local school board weighing the issue and come up with a course curriculum for them.

The History of the Bible - Course Curriculum:

First quarter: Students will study the historic context of the old testament, including slavery, the inferiority of women, etc., and develop an understanding of how these social attitudes are mirrored by the main character, God, in his rules regarding exactly how slaves should be treated and how best to own your women. Exercises will include female students shutting up and baking pies for the male students, while male students create a deity and decide whether or not that deity approves of the pre-established pie-baking and shutting-up system.

Second quarter: Students will study the historic context of the new testament, including reviewing the history of the gospels; namely the men who wrote them and how they could have done so having never knew Jesus. Discussion will include an exercise known as the “telephone game”.

Third quarter: Students will study the creation of the modern-day bible by the Roman Empire. Topics will include the merging of Christian holidays with Pagan traditions and other marketing techniques employed in the selling of Christianity to the empire’s subjects, as well as a lesson on the books that the Romans omitted from the bible because they didn’t fit with the rest. Discussion will include students presenting ideas on how the Romans might have decided for God which books were His word and which were fiction, as well as ideas on what the Roman’s previous god Saturn might have thought about this process.

Fourth quarter: Students will study the various translations of the bible and learn to draw relationships between the results of translation and the goals of the translators. Discussion will include a review of substantial differences in various translations and students will compare key passages and how they appear in the Hebrew, King James, Good News, Esperanto and Klingon versions of the bible.

Goal: Students will come away from this class with the understanding that the Bible was never handed down to man from the ether, but rather a collection of books written by men, edited by other men, translated by more men and interpreted by even more men, with vastly divergent results and agenda's.

For their final exam they will be asked to write three page essay on why a flawless and perfect being might choose such a retarded method for communicating such important ideas when such direct methods as sky-writing and speaking through flaming shrubbery would be readily available.
(Of course we can also extend the same religious instructions to the followers of the Koran, and especially to the Madrasa of Pakistan and other parts of the Middle-East!

Madrasas provide free religious education, boarding and lodging and are essentially schools for the poor. Over one and a half million children attend madrasas.

These seminaries run on public philanthropy and produce indoctrinated clergymen of various Muslim sects. Some sections of the more orthodox Muslim sects have been radicalised by state sponsored exposure to jihad, first in Afghanistan, then in Kashmir.


However, the Madrasa problem goes beyond militancy. Students at more than 10,000 seminaries are being trained in theory, for service in the religious sector. But their constrained worldview, lack of modern civic education and poverty make them a destabilising factor in Pakistani society.

For all these reasons, they are also susceptible to romantic notions of sectarian and international jihads, which promise instant salvation.)

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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George Carlin's Views on Aging!

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21 YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop" And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Saturday Morning Confusion. #5

Winners and losers, assholes and idiots. Looking back on the past week is enough to make your head spin. Are we confused?...... You bet we are!

Might as well jump in with both feet kids, here are the damned and the darned.

We start off with our loser of the week. A man is recovering in a Vancouver-area hospital after an attempt to film a mock hanging as a stunt, accidentally became the real thing, police said on Thursday.

The 23-year-old man thought he had protected himself by wearing a harness when he went to a suburban park on Wednesday to have a friend record him dangling lifelessly from a tree, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.

"Unfortunately things did not go as planned and the male was unintentionally hung from the rope he had placed around his neck," according to a police spokesman who said the friend initially did not realize anything was wrong.

Neither man was trained as a stunt actor, according to the police statement that added: "The 'Don't Try This at Home!' disclaimers on commercials and movies are there for a reason."
Now for a trophy that comes as no surprise. Our "Asshole of the Week" award once again goes to George W Bush.

Georgie is running out of time in the White House and in a last ditch effort to give himself some sort of legacy he is once again starting the "Middle-East Peace Process!"

The first reason he gets this award is raised by the question, why did he wait till he was eight years into his Presidency to do this, and the second question is; Why is he so stupid as to think that it will work this time?

Clinton had a faint chance at a settlement a decade ago but conditions today are such that any attempt to reconcile these two sides is 100% sure to meet with disaster.

Bush gets the trophy because this whole thing is for no other reason than his public image! He knows this, but is going ahead anyway.

He might be stupid, but he sure has balls. (That phrase would make a great legacy for him!)

And finally, I just have to comment on a rumour that has been going around since 2005.

President Bush is pursuing a globalist agenda to create a North American Union, effectively erasing our borders with both Mexico and Canada. This was the hidden agenda behind the Bush administration's true open borders policy.
The blueprint President Bush is following was laid out in a 2005 report entitled "Building a North American Community" published by the left-of-center Council on Foreign Relations (CFR).

The CFR report connects the dots between the Bush administration's actual policy on illegal immigration and the drive to create the North American Union:

What is the plan? Simple, erase the borders. The plan is contained in a "Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America" little noticed when President Bush and President Fox created it in March 2005:

In March 2005, the leaders of Canada, Mexico, and the United States adopted a Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America (SPP), establishing ministerial-level working groups to address key security and economic issues facing North America and setting a short deadline for reporting progress back to their governments.

President Bush described the significance of the SPP as putting forward a common commitment "to markets and democracy, freedom and trade, and mutual prosperity and security." The policy framework articulated by the three leaders is a significant commitment that will benefit from broad discussion and advice.

The Task Force is pleased to provide specific advice on how the partnership can be pursued and realized.

To that end, the Task Force proposes the creation by 2010 of a North American community to enhance security, prosperity, and opportunity.

We propose a community based on the principle affirmed in the March 2005 Joint Statement of the three leaders that "our security and prosperity are mutually dependent and complementary."

Its boundaries will be defined by a common external tariff and an outer security perimeter within which the movement of people, products, and capital will be legal, orderly and safe. Its goal will be to guarantee a free, secure, just, and prosperous North America.

The North American Union plan, which Vincente Fox has every reason to presume President Bush is still following, calls for the only border to be around the North American Union -- not between any of these countries.

Or, as the CFR report stated: The three governments should commit themselves to the long-term goal of dramatically diminishing the need for the current intensity of the governments’ physical control of cross-border traffic, travel, and trade within North America.
A long-term goal for a North American border action plan should be joint screening of travelers from third countries at their first point of entry into North America and the elimination of most controls over the temporary movement of these travelers within North America.

To all this I would like to add a few personal observations!

First of all, the plan does have a certain appeal and make perfect sense in the long run. Although the rumors going around now are just a bunch of baloney, in the long term we can see this happening.

In Canada, for example, the U.S. is not going to look at our water and the oil reserves in the Alberta Tar Sands, and come to us "hat in hand" for a crust of bread.

No sir folks, the more probable outcome is a union with the States to save us the humiliation of having the Americans just come in here and take what they want.

A harsh reality? Yes! But hardly an outcome that is beyond possibility.

I would rather say it is entirely probable.

Can Mexico then be far behind? Remember kids, the whole world is splitting into giant power groups and we can look forward to "Super States" much the same as in George Orwell's book "1984."

Except the timing will be more like 2084.

I can see a time when we have;

1. North America (Including Australia and New Zealand)
2. South America
3. Europe (Including Russia)
4. Africa
5. Asia
6. Oceania

In the meantime remember that old saying; "That George Bush, you got to hand it to the guy, he might have been stupid, but BOY, did he have balls!"

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Friday, January 11, 2008

2008 Election Prediction


Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/

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Far Right Textbook. (Far Out Man)

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Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/

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Forty Years Ago

If you were watching the nightly news with Walter Cronkite forty years ago, this is what you would have seen! Vietnam was on everbody's mind!


This is that young girl after she grew up!





And, if you had a crystal ball, this is some of the stuff the rest of the year held in store for us.


Goldie Hawn made her debut and Martin Luther King made his exit.



















Hair was growing and Bobby Kennedy was cut short.





The Beatles had their White Album




Kent State had it's riot.





















Nixon arrived and so did Black Power. Both of them didn't last very long!
















Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/




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CONNECTIONS!

I am going to present a short clip from this series every day, Monday to Friday, and I promise you that following them will be well worth it! Enjoy!

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Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Boss is Smoking, Employees are Fuming!

It had to happen sooner or later kids! After years of being treated as pariahs for smoking, our puffing friends are finally getting a bit of revenge.

The owner of a small German computer company has fired three non-smoking workers because they were threatening to disturb the peace after they requested a smoke-free environment.

The manager of the 10-person I.T. company in Buesum, named Thomas J., told the Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper he had fired the trio because their non-smoking was causing disruptions.

Germany introduced non-smoking rules in pubs and restaurants on January 1, but Germans working in small offices are still allowed to smoke.

"I can't be bothered with trouble-makers," Thomas was quoted saying. "We're on the phone all the time and it's just easier to work while smoking. Everyone picks on smokers these days. It's time for revenge. I'm only going to hire smokers from now on." (So put that in your pipe and smoke it!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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The News, and NOTHING BUT the News

TORONTO — If you speak Spanish, Italian or Korean and long to watch your daily dish of news from a naked announcer, today is your lucky day.

Toronto-based Naked News, "the program with nothing to hide," announced Thursday that it will expand its foreign-language coverage in an attempt to gain a worldwide audience.

The program, which features nine female anchors reading the news in the nude or stripping as they present their news segments, will now be broadcast in Spanish, Italian and Korean, along with its already available English and Japanese broadcasts.

Naked News President David Warga said the licensing agreements are confidential and could not divulge the names of the local affiliates that will be producing the shows in Milan, Mexico and South Korea.

The multilingual broadcasts will be available online and through mobile providers, as well as on traditional pay-per-view television stations. Naked News TV is currently available on pay-per-view in the U.S., Europe, Australia, Asia and Canada.

(Naked News bills itself as the only News Network with "nothing to hide!")

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

CONNECTIONS!

I am going to present a short clip from this series every day, Monday to Friday, and I promise you that following them will be well worth it! Enjoy!

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Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Aqsa Parvez not the only one!

Here in North American we had the case of Aqsa Parvez being killed by her father. (Partly on religious grounds)

Now we find the same thing in Britain.

A Muslim teenager found dead in a river after fleeing an arranged marriage had suffered years of beatings from her parents, an inquest heard today.

Shafilea Ahmed, 17, vanished in September 2003 and her body was found five months later in the River Kent near Sedgwick in Cumbria.

She had been beaten by her mother and father, who also stole her £2,000 savings, and had fled her home in fear of being forced into an arranged marriage and left to live in Pakistan, the inquest into her death was told.

Shafilea, from Warrington, Cheshire, was a bright and intelligent young woman who wanted to go to university and become a lawyer, the hearing was told.

But she was “torn” between her ambitions and her family and religion, the inquest at the County Hall, in Kendal, Cumbria was told.

During a trip to Pakistan in the year before her disappearance, she drank a caustic substance, possibly bleach, after being introduced to one possible suitor, the hearing has heard.

But three months after returning to the UK she vanished.

Shafilea was most likely strangled or suffocated, according to pathologists who examined her badly decomposed body.

No one has ever been charged over her death and her mother and father, Iftikhar and Farzana Ahmed, both strongly deny any involvement in her disappearance.

But homelessness officer Anne-Marie Woods said when the youngster came for an interview to get her own flat she claimed to have suffered abuse from her parents.

“Shafilea said she had been staying with friends and she had nowhere to live and she was fleeing domestic violence and an arranged marriage that her parents had arranged for her,” Ms Woods said.

“She said there had been an escalation of violence since she was 15/16 and that one parent would hold her down and the other would hit her,” she told the hearing.

Ms Woods read from a statement Shafilea made in her application for council accommodation.

It said: “Over the past few years I’ve been experiencing domestic violence by my parents.

“I had saved £2,000 which they took out of my bank account.

“My parents are going to send me to Pakistan and I’ll be married to someone and left there.

“There had been a build-up of violence towards me, and my mother told me I was about to go to Pakistan for an arranged marriage.

“My mother had started to pack and my parents had been in to school to inform them we were going to Pakistan.”

Coroner Ian Smith asked Ms Woods if Shafilea was genuine.

“She wasn’t being a drama queen,” she replied. “She came across as a shy, quiet girl.

She came across as being genuinely frightened of this impending arranged marriage.”

The teenager turned down a place at a refuge for Asian women in Liverpool because she did not want to disrupt her education in Warrington, but was given emergency accommodation in a hotel and told a flat would be available on February 10 2003. Instead she chose to return home, the hearing was told.

Ms Woods added: “She had returned to her parents after they had agreed not to take her to Pakistan.”

Retired police officer Brian Monaghan told the inquest he visited the Ahmeds’ family home with a view to buy on the day Shafilea was reported missing by a former schoolteacher.

He asked Mr Ahmed why they were moving.

“He looked towards his wife and they spoke in what I assume was their native language,” Mr Monaghan said.

“He then responded to me and said that his daughter had been seeing a young boy and there was some fall-out with the family over it and as such they intended to move back to an area where they had previously lived, which, if my memory serves me, is the Accrington area.

“He said that she, being his daughter, had been mixing with the wrong people and they had got into some trouble and brought shame upon the family. They were the terms he used.”

Melissa Powner, a school friend of Shafilea’s, told the inquest her friend liked wearing trendy clothes, was very clever, always laughing, and loved her family.

She also said Shafilea was unable to socialise much with her friends and had to hide her friendships with boys from her parents.

Miss Powner said Shafilea told her that her own sister had warned her to “go away, they’re going to get you married off”.

After Shafilea ran away from home in February 2003 her father turned up at school to take the “petrified” teenager home.
Is it religious, is it cultural, or is it just an out of control father.

Personally I think it's all three!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Dear Allan:

Forget Anne Landers or Dear Abby, what we need is a down to earth, reality based advice column and I am starting it right now. If you have any personal problems then by all means write to "Dear Allan" and get a sensible (Male) solution to what's bugging you bunky!

DEAR ALLAN: I have been married for 31 years to a good woman with whom I have three children, one remaining at home. My wife and I have had sex three or four times in the past 15 years.

This has worked a hardship on me such as I cannot describe. Divorce is not an option, and attempts to resolve this matter through therapy have backfired. One therapist told my wife I was a narcissist, and another told her I was "selfish." I have not been retributive in these matters. I do not harangue her or argue.

But, this situation is intolerable and becomes more a source of sorrow with each passing day.

I cannot speak with her anymore about this because she deflects my queries, saying she does not want to have sex while we have a teenager in the house, which is an excuse, of course. She is healthy; this is not hormonal.

I am at the point where I have lost all desire for the woman. Fifteen years of being ignored will do that to you.

Suggestions?
Dear Frustrated;

Naturally (especially in my case) the first thing that comes to mind is drinking. If this is also a religious problem then there are a few alternatives left.

There is of course "masturbation," and if that doesn't do the trick, them go with that old standby "Hookers!"

I would recommend AGAINST an Affair since they all get "messy" eventually.

If you wish to remain totally abstinent outside of marriage then the last resort is a combination of Prozac and Tranquilizers. Hope this helps!

Your humble servant;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Tell it like it is there Matt!

I just looked on the web page for my book "The Plain Truth About God" (What mainstream religion doesn't want you to know!) and found a new review of the book by Matt Fretwell.

In the spirit of equal time to everyone I will give it to you here, untouched, un-edited and without comment by me!

Except, of course, Matt wins our "Rant of the day" award!

Customer Review

What Atheism doesn't want you to know!, January 8, 2008
By Matt Fretwell

The author, Allan W. Janssen, is seriously deprived of Biblical, historical, and archeological knowledge. God is not mocked, nor subject to personal views.

The Dead Sea scrolls though not Christian, do produce a fact, Isaiah was written approx. 700 years before Christ, and are perfectly precise and accurate. Of course anyone who doesn't know, the Qumran(dead sea tribe) scrolls were found in the 1940's and have exact letter for letter manuscripts of Isaiah's prophecy of Christ!

This is not, nor could be a "church" cover up.

Before one does an undertaking to seriously mislead people as knowledgable, one MUST actually do their homework and make sure what they are stating is fact.

The fcats we know are this: Pontius Pilate was a Roman Curator and governor, and did have Jesus from Nazareth crucified (Josephus, The Works of Josephus). Jesus of Nazareth was a human, whom did exist during the reigh of Herod the Tetarch (fact).

After the crucifixion of Jesus, he was placed in a sealed tomb with a stone weighing close to 2 tons or more (fact) and placed under Roman elite guard (Josephus).

Jesus of Nazareth did compel many, many people with diverse miracles (fact). Fact, the tomb is still empty! And of course one last fact, many many witness saw Jesus after the resurrection, close to 500 witnesses who went to their deaths, being burned alive, eaten alive, or tortured to death for their faith in the only One who can give salvation...why did they do this...fame? (I think not, Rome didn't like that)...legacy (I think not, they're dead)...Riches (no way, you can't take it with you)..then what? perhaps what they said is truth, they saw dead raised, sick healed, blind people see, deaf hear, and prophecies so long ago taught them totally true.

Think again Janssen.
AND HERE YA HAVE IT, BUNKY! SEE FOR YOURSELF, BUY THE BOOK H E R E

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Talk loud and be full of shit!

First of all I am going on record as saying that I couldn't care less what religion you choose to pollute your mind with. You can be a Christian, a Muslim, and Atheist, a Jew, a Hindu, a Buddhist, an Alien worshiper or even be an actual Venusian and it's all O.K. with me as long as you stay out of my face.

This is one of the reasons I can't get my head around Yahya Adam, also known as Azzam the American.

Yahya (not hi-ya) is, or was, an average middle class American that decided to change to the Muslim faith........ Good for Hi-ya!

What drives me to distraction is that this guy went a little bit too far and became a fanatic and joined Al-Qaeda as well.

I can't figure out what would possess someone raised in Western Society to become a terrorist, but, the rhetoric coming from Hi-ya and his buddies brings to mind a quote I heard many years ago.

It was U.S. President Teddy Roosevelt who said those many years ago; "Speak softly and carry a big stick!" The corollary of this would be Hi-ya saying "Yell loudly and be full of shit!"

In the midst of the serious setbacks Al-Qaeda experiences in the various fronts, Hi-ya portrays America and its allies as losing the battle with the mujaheddin everywhere.

He attributes the supposed ability of "lightly-armed mujaheddin" to defeat "the strongest and best equipped army on earth" to what he views as the mujaheddin's superior moral standing.

In order to demonstrate his rejection of America and what he views as its inferior moral standing, Yahya Adam destroyed his American passport in front of news cameras, explaining this act as a "symbolic rejection of American citizenship which honorable decent and compassionate people are ashamed to carry."

Most importantly, in a desperate attempt to turn Americans against their government, he portrays the current administration as a group of "militant fanatics" which through its policy attempts to hasten the Christian Apocalypse. (Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!)

He explains that it is this administration's policy that put Americans on a collision course with Islam and Muslims. He then advises Americans to put pressure on American representatives in Washington, "whether Republicans or Democrats, to heed the legitimate demands of the Muslims as spelled out by Sheikh Osama Bin Laden, Sheikh Ayman Al-Zawahiri and others........"

Moreover, he calls upon Americans, both civilians and military, to forsake Christianity and convert to Islam in order to escape divine punishment.

(Not only is Hi-ya full of shit, he is also fucking delusional, which in retrospect, might explain his conversion in the first place! He also seems to have mis-placed anger or anger management problems, which is a shame since with a name like Hi-ya, he seems like such a friendly chap!)

He closes his message by announcing the inevitable victory of Islam, saying: "In spite of the trials and tribulations a bright and promising future is in store for Islam and its champions, and a bleak and barren future is in store for unbelief and its advocates and helpers. So if you are not on the side of Islam, or are in the ranks of its enemies, then ask God for guidance and make the right choice, and repent before it is too late."

Amen............. go get em, Hi-ya! (-ED)

Your Humble Author;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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CONNECTIONS!

I am going to present a short clip from this series every day, Monday to Friday, and I promise you that following them will be well worth it! Enjoy!

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Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Nike

In the last post I told you about a kid who has a web site that is devoted to comparing and reporting on Nike running shoes.

It's not a sales site, it's only a place where you can read about the different kinds of Nike's and how they perform.

The kid made the statement that he had thousands of readers a day and I naturally thought this was a load of crap so I did some checking and guess what........ the kid has thousands of readers a day that go to his site to see what he thinks about different types of Nike running shoes!

(I have a blog that touches on just about every subject that affects the human condition and after a year of publishing we get "hundreds" of readers a day and here some dumb-arsed kid writes about Nike running shoes and gets thousands!!!)

It wouldn't be so bad if the kid wrote about the jealousy amongst different types of Nike shoes. For example how the basketball Nike's look down on the other brands or the drug problems the sprinting shoes have or even the laid back attitude of the walking Nike's. But does he do this? Does he really look into what it's like to be a Nike? NOOOOOOO!

Not once have I seen him discuss the problems of the old worn out Nike's and what happens to them. Never has he addressed the tension between the black baseball Nike's and the white tennis Nike's or the discrimination against the blue and brown Nike's. And how about the confusion in Golf Nike's who think they are football Nike's? And how about the secret dreams ALL Nike shoes have of one day playing in a real NBA game?

No my friends, none of this!

Only a clinical report on what the different brands do with no commentary or emotion involved. No suggestions on how to care for your Nike's or even lace them properly.

None of this.

And for this he gets thousands of readers, and I only get hundreds.

Ain't life a bitch!

Allan

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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CONNECTIONS!

I am going to present a short clip from this series every day, Monday to Friday, and I promise you that following them will be well worth it! Enjoy!

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If the whole world goes to hell in a handbasket, it's not my fault!

Another bunch of weird events to keep us informed and amused on this Tuesday morning.

Remember the 85 year old I told you about that was arrested for street racing and had his car impounded? We now have a twelve (12) year old in Calgary who stole a car and was clocked at over 170 KMH (110 mph) before being stopped.

He was sent to bed without supper. The bed was in the county jail.

(Diego and Friend!)
Then there is a 10-year-old Mexican boy who dreaded returning to school after Christmas break so much he glued his hand to his bed. Sandra Palacios spent nearly two hours Monday morning trying to free her son Diego's hand with water, oil and nail polish remover before calling authorities, police chief Jorge Camacho said outside the northern city Monterrey.

"I didn't want to go to school because vacation was so much fun," Reforma newspaper quoted the boy saying.

Palacios said Diego sneaked into the kitchen in the early morning to get the industrial glue, which he then slathered on his right hand. She didn't hear him get up but later awoke and found him watching TV with his hand stuck to the bed, she told Mexican newspaper El Universal.

"I don't know why he did it," she told Reforma. "He's a good boy, but mischievous like all kids."
Diego's hand was fine and paramedics managed to unstick him in time for class.

Then I got a note from another kid this morning and here is what he said;

Since my website is visited by 1,000's of blog readers daily, I am positive many of my visitors would be interested in visiting your weblog once they leave mine. I figured you wouldn't mind if I link to your site since we are not competitors, and both have similar Internet readers on our sites.

Please let me know if this is OK with you? Do you think you can link back to my website Bayareakicks.com? Thanks.
Now, here's the rub! This kid's website is all about info on Nike running shoes. That's all! Just different types of Nike running shoes. So, if all the thousands of readers I have are scratching their heads wondering where to get the poop on a good pair of Nike's........... there ya go!

Now, what the Hell is with Pam Anderson, I'm starting to become embarrassed that she's Canadian.

Remember a few days ago (Or was it weeks ago?) she got married to somebody or other after her 6 1/2 day marriage to Kid Rock. Then they were filing for divorce. Then they had a reconciliation. Well, it's off again! "Nuff said!

And finally this warning...... Health Canada is warning Canadians not to use two foreign-made health products, one marketed as a lactation stimulant for breastfeeding women and the other a sexual dysfunction aid for men. [This warning would also apply to American's and European's since they have a genetic makeup very similar to Canadian males. ;-) Northern Canadian males just have a bit more anti-freeze in their blood because of the higher alcohol content in Canadian beer!]

The lactation stimulant was found to contain bacterial contamination while the sexual dysfunction product contains a prescription-only drug.

Neither product is authorized for sale in this country but Health Canada says they may have been purchased by Canadians travelling abroad.

The lactation stimulant is a product called Galactogil, made by Iprad Group of Paris; the bacteria it contains can cause a variety of adverse effects, such as pneumonia and blood poisoning.

The sexual dysfunction product is called Santi Bovine Penis Erecting Capsule and its manufacturer is unknown.

But the product has been found to contain sildenafil, which is used in several prescription sexual dysfunction drugs.

Unsupervised use of sildenafil by patients with heart disease can lead to serious cardiovascular side-effects such as sudden cardiac death, heart attack, stroke, hypertension, chest pain and abnormal heartbeat.

Other side-effects associated with the drug's use include temporary vision loss, seizure, prolonged erection, headache, flushing, nasal congestion and abdominal pain. It should not be used by individuals taking any type of nitrate drug such as nitroglycerin due to the risk of developing potentially life-threatening low blood pressure.

Your humble author;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Monday, January 07, 2008

CONNECTIONS!

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Monday, Monday!

We have a few things that need addressing today kids, some of them are funny and some of them aren't very nice.

First of all, watch out for the old farts. (Now, I'm on the leading edge of the baby boomers so I can relate to these two guys.)

First, I told you last week about an 85 year old in Toronto who got busted for street racing on the 407 expressway and had his car impounded. Now we have a 60 year old down East in the Maritime Provinces who got busted for trafficking in Acid! (LSD)

The cops found hundreds of tabs of acid in his house and about forty thousand in cash. I guess this was his retirement plan but there is nothing worse than an "over the hill" hippie!

Then there is this word from the animal kingdom. Male macaque monkeys pay for sex by grooming females, according to a recent study that suggests the primates may treat sex as a commodity.

This goes to show that female monkeys call the shots just the same as female humans.

NOW, if you're a bit sensitive in the stomach you might not want to read any further.

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith.

When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer's mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.

Authorities said it was unclear whether McCuin consumed any part of Shearer's body.

And as if that wasn't strange enough, we have this article from Superior, Wis. - A Wisconsin man convicted of having sexual contact with a deer has been sentenced to nine more months in jail.

Bryan James Hathaway, 21, of Superior had his probation revoked last month for using alcohol and marijuana, lying to his probation agent, and having unapproved contact with a minor child and sexual relations with another adult. A judge sentenced Hathaway to nine more months in jail during a hearing on Friday.

Hathaway was sentenced to probation in March. It was to be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he got a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway had just been released from prison when the deer thing happened.

He is appealing his conviction on the deer charge but pleaded "no contest" on the horse incident because after all "A horse is a horse, of course, of course!"

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Muslim's forming closed societies in Britain!

I saw a piece in Britain's "Sunday Telegraph" that you should know about!

Islamic extremists have created "no-go" areas across Britain where it is too dangerous for non-Muslims to enter, one of the Church of England's most senior bishops warns today.

The Rt Rev Michael Nazir-Ali, the Bishop of Rochester and the Church's only Asian bishop, says that people of a different race or faith face physical attack if they live or work in communities dominated by a strict Muslim ideology.

Bishop Nazir-Ali, who was born in Pakistan, gives warning that attempts are being made to give Britain an increasingly Islamic character by introducing the call to prayer and wider use of sharia law, a legal system based on the Koran.

In an attack on the Government's response to immigration and the influx of "people of other faiths to these shores", he blames its "novel philosophy of multiculturalism" for allowing society to become deeply divided, and accuses ministers of lacking a "moral and spiritual vision".

Echoing Trevor Phillips, the chairman of the Commission for Equalities and Human Rights, who has said that the country is "sleepwalking into segregation", the Bishop argues that multiculturalism has led to deep divisions.

David Davis, the shadow home secretary, has accused Muslims of promoting a kind of "voluntary apartheid" by shutting themselves in closed societies and demanding immunity from criticism.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Survey Says!!!!

Our fantastic "Perspective" research department has come through for us again!

Since this is an American Election time and we are going to be flooded with polls anyways, we decided to go out and do our own on the really IMPORTANT issues!

65% of all Americans believe that frozen pizza will never be any good and there's nothing science can do about it.

45% of Americans think rain doesn't feel as good in real life as it seems to in the movies.

16% of Perot voters believe "if dolphins were really smart, they could get out of those nets."

70% of American women have never had an emotionally satisfying relationship with a Republican.

62% of Americans believe that a trip to a major theme park is more culturally enriching than a trip to the Reagan Library.

39% of Americans believe that guns are not "as dangerous as they say."

15% of Americans wish Dennis Hopper would go back on drugs.

29% of Americans believe that Elvis was right to shoot TV sets.

29% of Perot voters say, "The candidate I vote for usually loses."

11% of Americans that suffer from indigestion would rather retake the SAT than watch a Jesse Helms filibuster.

88% of Bush voters "have no idea what rappers are talking about."

14% of Americans surveyed agree that Puerto Rico should not be the 51st state because "that extra star would make the flag look bad."

35% of Americans believe Richard Nixon went to heaven.

59% believe he went "somewhere else."

34% of those who voted in the last election believe "Forrest Gump" was a documentary.

60% of Americans say that, if they could push a button that would make Larry King disappear, they would "keep pushing it and not stop."

37% of Americans agree that while they would hate being British, they wouldn't mind having a British accent.

11% of people who have tried Prozac would like to see Dan Quayle make a comeback because "Al Gore just isn't funny enough."

36% of college graduates think that there are virtually no female serial killers because women "just aren't aggressive enough."

12% of those polled believe the success of actor David Hasselhoff, star of Baywatch, is due at least in part, to "dealings with the devil."

45% of Americans believe that if space aliens could pick up C-SPAN and see Sonny Bono speaking on the floor of Congress, they would never visit the Earth.

17% of college graduates would punch themselves really hard in the face for $50.

28% of those who said they were "normal" Americans, would like to be King of Great Britain, but not if it meant marrying the Queen.

44% of Republicans said they would watch "Nightline" if it had a band and an opening comedy monologue. If Jesus came back and saw that Pat Robertson was his spokesperson,

46% of Americans think that we'd all be in big trouble.

42% of Americans feel that Kato Kaelin should be a passenger on the next space shuttle, whether he wants to go or not.

26% of those in possession of a firearm believe that the second amendment protects their right to buy explosive fertilizer.

81% of those who have seen two or more "Police Academy" movies believe that O.J. is innocent.

29% of those surveyed think that the guy who first put the "Great" in front of "Britain" probably meant it as a joke.

16% of all Americans believe that the world is out to get them.
Of those, 46% are gun owners.

One third of American women agree that baseball was more exciting when it was on strike.

40% of Americans remember where they were when "JFK" the movie was shot. Of those who said they've had a good cry in the past six months, 42% were Democrats, 27% were Republicans and 54% said they believe in UFO's.

In the past year 36% of Americans have chanted "We're Number One!"

Only 22% of Bush voters have chanted "We're Number One!"

More Americans say they would rather spend time in a jacuzzi with Dan Rather than Tom Brokaw. Of those who would tub with Dan, 10% have no health insurance.

12.5% of Americans that voted for Clinton believe that they will someday be told "just what Victoria's Secret is."

98% of Bush voters believe they will never know.

65% of American women believe there is "a lot of difference" between a campaign contribution and a bribe. Only 35% of men see a difference.

28% of Americans think that our army's high-tech military equipment is too expensive to risk in combat.

10% of the American public would pay $5 to see Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) fight a big mean dog on Pay TV.

86% of all viewers would root for the dog.

100% of women viewers would root for the dog.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Sunday Morning Funnies #171

Shamus And Murphy

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub.

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Never Lie To Your Mother!

A young man, Paul, invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate, Simon, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Paul volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates'.

About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan you don't suppose she took it do you?''Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure' said Paul.

So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER,I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE Frying Pan BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PAUL

Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother whichread:

DEAR SON,I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

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Two Men Drinking

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?"

"I'm from Ireland."

"Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more.

"Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin."

"Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more.

"Where in Dublin are you from?"

"The East Side."

"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!" They both finish their pints and order two more.

"Where on the East Side are you from?"

"McDonagh Street."

"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."

As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"

"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender,"it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

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What Will We Name The Child?

Three guys are walking down the beach ...when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach.

Well, the first guy goes over to her and starts making love to her, when she says "What will we name the child?"The guy freaks and runs away.

So the second guy goes over to her and starts 'doing his thing' when she says "What will we name the child?" He freaks out also and runs away.

The third guy has been watching all this. So he puts on a condom and goes to do his thing. When she says "What will we name the child?"

He ignores her and keeps on going. She keeps asking but he keeps going. Finally he finishes and pulls off the condom, ties a knot in the end of the rubber and throws it in the ocean.

He turns to the girl and says, "If he gets out of that, we'll call him Houdini."

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University Chemistry- True Story

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

"At what temperature does Hell freeze over?"

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic(gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume in Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added:

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of the theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THE STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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